sisters3
Well-known member
Joey IS the Mrs. Kravitz of the dog world (if you're too young to know who Mrs. Kravitz is google it and start watching Bewitched reruns) 
My new rule, do NOT ever take Joey out to go to the bathroom if you only have 10 minutes!
Because......
There might be a car coming up the road (Sorry Mom, gotta watch it until it disappears)
There might be a neighbor getting into his car (Sorry Mom, gotta watch HIM until he and HIS CAR disappear)
There might be a very small, microscopic piece of winter foliage on the walk out front (Sorry Mom, gotta eat this to protect you....and of course smell it for 2 minutes first)
PLEASE tell me I'm not alone here.....and add your own..
There might be..........

My new rule, do NOT ever take Joey out to go to the bathroom if you only have 10 minutes!
Because......
There might be a car coming up the road (Sorry Mom, gotta watch it until it disappears)
There might be a neighbor getting into his car (Sorry Mom, gotta watch HIM until he and HIS CAR disappear)
There might be a very small, microscopic piece of winter foliage on the walk out front (Sorry Mom, gotta eat this to protect you....and of course smell it for 2 minutes first)
PLEASE tell me I'm not alone here.....and add your own..
There might be..........