I LOVE my Vegas but...

KMARINO

I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Jul 21, 2010
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VEGAS and REBEL
When I was snuggling on the couch with him and telling him how handsome he is, he totally frenched me!! :eek:...I felt his tongue on the roof of my mouth :rofl:..sometimes I need gasoline to gargle with, like when he sneezes snot in my face. Just sayen.....
 
Aww too cute, at least you know where his mouth has been. Lol, so as long as he's not a poop eater, or a butt licker your pretty safe. Haha. He loves you mama
 
Just wait until you're sound asleep in bed and they lick your armpit.......and then your face. That'll wake you up.
 
Awwww he just loves him mama :2thumbs:
 
Just wait until you're sound asleep in bed and they lick your armpit.......and then your face. That'll wake you up.

Don't know why but that really made my day!!!


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When I was snuggling on the couch with him and telling him how handsome he is, he totally frenched me!! :eek:...I felt his tongue on the roof of my mouth :rofl:..sometimes I need gasoline to gargle with, like when he sneezes snot in my face. Just sayen.....

The tongue slip is pretty gross, especially when it comes when you are least expecting it!! Like when I kiss them on top of their head and the next thing I know their tongue finds its way into my mouth! How do they do that?


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When I was snuggling on the couch with him and telling him how handsome he is, he totally frenched me!! :eek:...I felt his tongue on the roof of my mouth :rofl:..sometimes I need gasoline to gargle with, like when he sneezes snot in my face. Just sayen.....

If we're all honest we all get kisses like that now and again. The sneezed bit I get 2 times a day, it's all in a day of bully parents.
 
happens to me all the time and Billy, what a ladies man you are!
 
Uh Kelly......... CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!!!!!! DUH!! :luv:
 
:biglaugh: he's just showing you some love! You should be flattered :tongue:.

Blue's done that to me when I've yawned in the middle of his kisses.
 
:rofl: :ROFL: Banks get Lewis ALLLLLLL the time... and I laugh my *** off everytime cause he just doesn't learn his lessen.
 
YOWSA! Eeeew. LOL.

I get this everytime I trim Angus' nails. He hates it but because he's such an omega dog, he doesn't whine and growl like Gizmo does, he licks and licks and licks everything he can reach - especially my face because he learned that if he licks me in the face I have to stop the dremel! Now that my dogs are on raw, I get doubly freaked when they lick me in the face... but, I've learned to just put up with it when trimming nails... just like I learned to put up with it when they lick my legs dry after I get off the shower...

EEEEEWWWWW.

I tell ya, it's either I'm going to die by getting my neck broken after I trip over a dog or I die from e.coli or some such after literally getting licked to death.
 

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