Sleepy farts

[cali baker]

Finn has been napping next to me on the sofa and so far, has startled himself awake 3 times with his own farts! Silly kid opened his eyes and looked at me as if he wasn't the guilty one! Here he is sleeping like an angel. Anyone else's bully ever fart in their sleep and scare them self with it?

 

[PsychoPixie]

I used to have a senile Lhasa Apso that would startle herself with her farts when she was sleeping. When she was awake she would always wag her tail when she did it lol She also bleated like a goat when she pooped. She was a crazy old bat, but I loved her to death.

 

[Tooleysmom]

Miss Tallulah's farts are a delicate little whisper but if Daddy lets one rip it is so loud she wakes up with a start. Poor little baby girl. Poor me.

 

[RaRett]

Hershey lets the Silent but deadly ones out, and then tries to sniff his own butt to figure out where the smell is coming from (Imagine chasing his tail, but its, twist, sit, sniff, twist, twist, smell, sit, scoot, sniff...) LOL

 

[babybully]

Naw, their loud farts only bother me not them! They don't mind them one bit LOL

 

[jimmyjj]

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Finn has been napping next to me on the sofa and so far, has startled himself awake 3 times with his own farts! Silly kid opened his eyes and looked at me as if he wasn't the guilty one! Here he is sleeping like an angel. Anyone else's bully ever fart in their sleep and scare them self with it?

Are you sure it wasn't you. ??? Really ???
Poor dog

 

[Texas Carol]

Are you sure it wasn't you. ??? Really ???
Poor dog

​HAHAHAHA...you sly dog, you!

 

[Henry]

When Henry farts while awake, its typically loud and he springs up in the air off all four feet like a cat then spins around trying to catch his butt. In his sleep, he lets out the silent but deadly ones. He puts our mastiff to shame with his farts. For such a small dog, he can really clear out a room!

 

[cali baker]

Are you sure it wasn't you. ??? Really ???
Poor dog

hey, hey , HEY, this is about the bullies...not me! Besides, I'd never tell!!!

 

[kazzy220]

Mine only do loud ones when they are awake and sat on the wooden floor. Then we can ALL hear them as they squeak/vibrate .... they either then jump up and try and work out where the sound came from OR just sit there and pretend it wasn't them!!

 

[ChrisRN]

Mine only do loud ones when they are awake and sat on the wooden floor. Then we can ALL hear them as they squeak/vibrate .... they either then jump up and try and work out where the sound came from OR just sit there and pretend it wasn't them!!

Mabel doesn't try to even pretend. She just sits there without acknowledging the sound. I've heard a true lady doesn't "fart," she "poofs." Mabel farts. They'll singe the hair in your nose!