You know you own a bulldog when.....

[bullmama]

finish the sentence.....

You know you own a bulldog when.....


.....you step on something while making lunch and realize it was her tongue!

 

[harveyspecter]

people confuse your dog as a hippopotamus.

 

[Texas Carol]

...they freak out and won't move around their stainless steel bowls
out of fear and cry for you to save them (or move the bowls).

with love & respect to Biggie whose Dad posted a video of Biggie
doing this, on fb today, hilarious!
[MENTION=3281]BiggieSmalls[/MENTION]

 

[cali baker]

you break out the baby wipes after they go poo-poo to make sure their bums and tails are nice and clean :D

 

[dolphin]

you get to work and just as your walking in someone asks what happened to you and start to laugh, you look down and you have dried slobber all over the front of your black slacks.

 

[Cali Doll]

There are pictures of your dog on several strangers' phones accross the DC metro area.

"OMG, can I take a picture of your dog??!"

 

[harveyspecter]

They needed human assistance to mate.
They needed human assistance to conceive
They needed human assistance to have their babies
They needed human assistance to raise their young.
They need humans to be happy.

All is good

 

[harveyspecter]

You keep feeding him and he is still protesting, is that all your feeding me?

He never gets satisfied/full.

 

[dolphin]

There are pictures of your dog on several strangers' phones accross the DC metro area.

"OMG, can I take a picture of your dog??!"

 

[ddnene]

YOU hear that wonderful snoring sound only THEY can make… Lol

 

[cali baker]

You (happily) slave over their food and their meals turn out even better than your own!

 

[Vikinggirl]

people confuse your dog as a hippopotamus.

lol

 

[2bulldogsstuff]

There are pictures of your dog on several strangers' phones accross the DC metro area.

"OMG, can I take a picture of your dog??!"

Omg haha this! ^

 

[Vikinggirl]

finish the sentence.....

You know you own a bulldog when.....


.....you step on something while making lunch and realize it was her tongue!

You spend more money on them, than you do on yourself.
You don't mind the smell of fart perfume in the air.
Your floor has a mixture of hair, water puddles and slobber.
You wipe, clean and pick out all their orifices daily.
You fall asleep to snoring every night.
You wake up to whining every morning.
You walk around with hair and slobber on your clothes.
You worry about them all the time, and spend hours researching treatments and remedies.
You get snuggled and cuddled on a regular basis.
You do all of this and you don't mind, and wouldn't change any of it for the world.

 

[harveyspecter]

You spend more money on them, than you do on yourself.
You don't mind the smell of fart perfume in the air.
Your floor has a mixture of hair, water puddles and slobber.
You wipe, clean and pick out all their orifices daily.
You fall asleep to snoring every night.
You wake up to whining every morning.
You walk around with hair and slobber on your clothes.
You worry about them all the time, and spend hours researching treatments and remedies.
You get snuggled and cuddled on a regular basis.
You do all of this and you don't mind, and wouldn't change any of it for the world.

AND MORE.......