You know you own a bulldog when.....

[TheLost]

and a children's princess tent

umm... guilty as charged.. BEBOELIG Children's tent - IKEA

 

[TheLost]

... you post about your dog on a forum because non EB owners just don't understand.

 

[harveyspecter]

You accompany them in the yard when it is raining cats and dogs, trying to protect him with the umbrella and patiently waiting until he finally does his business.

 

[harveyspecter]

People always ask you how much you paid for him.

 

[CrazyDogMom]

Oh man! All these are so true! I would like to add: friends ask, "where are the puppies?!" Or "how're the puppies?" When they see you before asking how you are! Lol

 

[bullmama]

These are all so funny!!

 

[Zedsded]

When you stare at your "doggy cam" making sure he's asleep ok before you nod off ( although he will end up upstairs very soon �� )

 

[Texas Carol]

...when your son's loud voice (and tone) upsets your sensitive bulldog
and on HER behalf, you are angry with his rudeness.

 

[dalmatina38]

You know you own a bulldog when.......you spent more money on their health care than your own; they have better shampoo then you do; they have a better first aid kit than yours; they have more comfortable beds than you do; your furniture is destroyed and its ok; every piece of wood in your house has a bit taken out of it; you own 25 lint rollers and that isn't enough; you have 4 boxes of toys and no small children; you keep the thermostat to a constant temperature even when you arent home so your bullies are comfortable; you worry about heat stroke more for the bully than for yourself; they wrinkles get more care than yours do; and you wouldn't trade any of it for the most perfect house in the world because your bullies are what makes your house the most perfect house in the world!! WOOHOO!!

 

[ChrisRN]

I can add to this! You know you own a bulldog when you hear a big sneeze and just KNOW that will be a big wet booger on a floor or wall! Thanks, Mabel. And when the only spot of sun in the house has a dog sleeping in it. And you wouldn't change it for the world

 

[cali baker]

You know you own a bulldog when...people want to meet you and say "hello" ONLY b/c they really want to say HI to your bully and pet them. Who cares about the human!

 

[Texas Carol]

...when your tears flow and your heart hurts whenever a friend loses
their beloved bulldog because you know how deeply these bullies
snuggle into the hearts of all who are blessed to have a bulldog as their
love. Bulldogs are different and special...they just are.

 

[Cali Doll]

You know you own a bulldog when...people want to meet you and say "hello" ONLY b/c they really want to say HI to your bully and pet them. Who cares about the human!

X 1,000

If I want to meet people, I go on a long walk with Bella.

 

[luvmytuker]

...when you are relaxing and they come speeding by with something in their mouth that shouldn't be there, and they know it! Let's play chase!!::tired::run


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[2bulldogsstuff]

When people asks if they purebred.