KMARINO
I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Don't EVER, NEVER, go out to eat and get crab balls, (they are like conch fritters only made with crab) and save one for your bully!!!!! I KNOW it is off his regular diet but we got home after his normal feeding time and I felt guilty, so I saved him one.
OMG
The gas!!! I think I should open the windows!!! after having the rock removed from his anal gland, and the gas tonight, I am in red alert on the gag meter!!
OMG