helsonwheels
Well-known member
I’m putting the recycling bins outside in the lane for pick up tomorrow. I did close the gate but didn’t latched it as it was a whole 3 seconds. I don’t know how he did it, little sh*t came running out, ran to the neighbour’s side and I’m there running after him n calling him to come here, fell on my knees cause of their uneven pad and Jake the idiot decided to stop n roll on his back. Like WTH.. blah blah blah is probably what he heard and decided “I better stop or she’ll kick my ***”. Try to convince a 55lb dog on its back to get up...lolll he did roll back on his belly but did want to get up. Ffs... He just didn’t want to get up whatsoever. I dragged him doing baby steps as I didn’t want to choke him either since he just had surgery a couple weeks ago. I even called him Duke. Must of had a flash back... Then we both took time out and he jumps on my side of the sofa, I tell him to get down. He sticks his tongue out like “I ain’t getting down”. Loll
