- Jan 20, 2016
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- Lala, Chesty, Winky, Waggles & Moose
I don't really light it up very often so it sits on the table unused. It has a pleasing and lightly sweet smell. I like cherry.
I do not like the smell of Bulldog farts. When the smell of a BDF hits me it's too late to light the candle, the damage is done, eyes water, nose hairs singed, face gets all twisted...ugh. Besides, attempting to light the candle might cause an explosion. Depending on which Bulldog, that explosion could be epic.
Sometimes, after a couple of drinks I get to thinking, like right now. What if...
say...I was to melt that candle down and figure out a way to make some cherry scented suppositories, and I could talk Sandy into inserting them into the respective odoriferous subjects.
Every Bulldog fart would be like lighting that candle...black cherry...hmmm....nice. Sheer genius!
The only caveat is...if they work as well as I hope, she'll reserve one for me!
I do not like the smell of Bulldog farts. When the smell of a BDF hits me it's too late to light the candle, the damage is done, eyes water, nose hairs singed, face gets all twisted...ugh. Besides, attempting to light the candle might cause an explosion. Depending on which Bulldog, that explosion could be epic.
Sometimes, after a couple of drinks I get to thinking, like right now. What if...
say...I was to melt that candle down and figure out a way to make some cherry scented suppositories, and I could talk Sandy into inserting them into the respective odoriferous subjects.
Every Bulldog fart would be like lighting that candle...black cherry...hmmm....nice. Sheer genius!
The only caveat is...if they work as well as I hope, she'll reserve one for me!