OMG! She farted in my hand!

ChrisRN

Flip'n'bullies stole my heart!
Jan 10, 2013
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Mabel (20??-2017) Ariel
I still can't believe she did this! She was sitting on my lap and I wasn't paying attention! I heard the fart, but actually felt the poof! :fart: She was unfazed. They have no shame. :facepalm:
 
Oh Chris, poor Mabel… maybe she forgot she was sitting on your hand :rofl:
 
No no no, that's a good thing. It was a love fart. Hope for more.
One day, she'll be sitting in your lap and you'll let one go...and you'll get a bully nose crammed into you crotch...and no complaints! Don't ask me how I know this.
 
Hahahahah
Murphy was laying butt against me in bed the other day
And he tooted on me twice
Just one after the other
Felt the "poof" and heard it.

I freaked. It scared me!
Thought he pooed
My husband was laughing so hard!!
 
OMG Hysterical !!!!!! I love starting my day with a good laugh....so THANK YOU!!!
 
Mabel can do whatever she wants! Aunt Rosalie will come get her if you keep telling her private business mom!! lol
 
Sounds like 100% bulldog to me. Tyson will back right up for a good butt rubbing, then proceed to fart while my face is less than a foot away from his butt.
 
PRICELESS!!! :fart: :rofl: :rofl:
 
I've come to the conclusion that bulldog farts are the best farts God created. They have their own unique quality about them and should be bottled, in my opinion! :D
 
And this can only be on a bulldog site where everyone here understands
these crazy comments about bulldog farts. Just like our bulldogs are (mostly)
misunderstood, under appreciated and unique to themselves...so are bulldog
people!

Thanks for the laughs, was having a bad day...love y'all so much <3
 
...and should be bottled, in my opinion! :D
That might be OK for some, but our boy Strikes...well, his farts will melt glass.
And he's the second bully we've had that actually "Farks"
Fark= a fart initiated by a bark
 
I've come to the conclusion that bulldog farts are the best farts God created. They have their own unique quality about them and should be bottled, in my opinion! :D

I totally agree! It should be considered pixie dust for the lucky recipient !:fart::fairy:
 
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