"famous quotes" you may hear if you eavesdrop

[LisaRN]

If you could eavesdrop in the house of a bully owner.. what are some "famous/infamous quotes" you just might hear.... I'll start with two..

"Oh no, he farted"

"eewww.. he's drooling"...

 

[Libra926]

Ours are
"O, NO!"
"VEGAS!!!"

And the quote they LOVE to hear is "who's hungry?"

 

[lexterwayne]

BO no sir thats lexs stuffed animal!!!! "bos not allowed to have stuffed animals cause he shreds them in 10 secs flat"
ewwwww....... lex
lexterwayne NO SIR!!!

 

[Bella'sMom]

"no I won't scratch your A**" Bella and Abby will both whine and paw at me when they want it scratched.

 

[Lacey28]

"Thats not yours"
"Who stinks?"
"SILVA, you farted again"

 

[gatorfan85]

"Mr.Beefy No,No...I said No"
"Mom, misser beepy jus farted"
"Stop Beefy so I can wipe ur BUTT!!"

 

[kazzy220]

"Do you wanna carrot?"
"Bedtime Baby"
"You're so preeeeeettty" ... ok so that's a bit
"OMG .... she/he farted again"
"YOUR DOG JUST DID ...... "insert appropriate something"

 

[bulldog family]

Remember the "time to make the donut"commercial? Well in the morning we say , "time to clean the dog face".

 

[KMARINO]

Husband to me>>>>Was that YOU??? P-U!!!
You would think by now he would get it!!! and everyone knows girls don't do that!! lol

 

[izstigspunks]

Ours would be:

'Did you fart!?'
'Stiggy, no!'
'Stiggy, owww!'
and tons of laughter

 

[cali~jenn]

The most commonly used one here would be
"Cutty, take a break."
"Cutty, go lay down."
"Is it cookie time?!"

 

[NikkiSchoolcraft]

"which one of you farted??" ....As all 3 bullies and my husband look ardound like they have no idea what I'm talking about
"Winston!!! Put your wiener away!!!
"Who wants a time out?!?!?!?" .......for atleast a min they are all <o
"who wants a massage???".....Im usually hinting that I want one but this is usually what happens

 

[kazzy220]

"which one of you farted??" ....As all 3 bullies and my husband look ardound like they have no idea what I'm talking about
"Winston!!! Put your wiener away!!!
"Who wants a time out?!?!?!?" .......for atleast a min they are all <o
"who wants a massage???".....Im usually hinting that I want one but this is usually what happens
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That's a great pic!!!!!

 

[NikkiSchoolcraft]

Here is the other view

seriously, how spoiled can a bully be????

 

[KMARINO]

"which one of you farted??" ....As all 3 bullies and my husband look ardound like they have no idea what I'm talking about
"Winston!!! Put your wiener away!!!
"Who wants a time out?!?!?!?" .......for atleast a min they are all <o
"who wants a massage???".....Im usually hinting that I want one but this is usually what happens
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@NickkiSchoolcraft, OMG how hillarious "Winston put your weiner away!!!!" when Vegas's anal gland were plugged he would rub his butt across our area rug and his would stick out bad (he is fixed, so this was the first time I had seen it) and my husband would tell him to put his weiner away and quit rubbing is a$$ on the rug, then we had to get an internal anal gland expression and we have not seen it since, but that cracked me up that you said that!!