"famous quotes" you may hear if you eavesdrop

LisaRN

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Apr 24, 2010
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Buffalo NY
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Chester
If you could eavesdrop in the house of a bully owner.. what are some "famous/infamous quotes" you just might hear.... I'll start with two..

"Oh no, he farted" :eek:

"eewww.. he's drooling"... :*(
 

Libra926

Pistol Packing Bullyagrapher
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May 5, 2010
7,482
734
Washington
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United States
Bulldog(s) Names
Vegas and Orion
Ours are
"O, NO!"
"VEGAS!!!"

And the quote they LOVE to hear is "who's hungry?"
 
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lexterwayne

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Aug 13, 2010
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texas
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lex 19 months
BO no sir thats lexs stuffed animal!!!! "bos not allowed to have stuffed animals cause he shreds them in 10 secs flat"
ewwwww....... lex
lexterwayne NO SIR!!!
 

Bella'sMom

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Jun 23, 2010
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Eau Claire WI
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Abby 13 (RIP), Bella (6), Betsy( RIP), Frenchie: Oliver
"no I won't scratch your A**" Bella and Abby will both whine and paw at me when they want it scratched.
 

kazzy220

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Jul 31, 2010
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441
Grafton, OHIO
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England
Bulldog(s) Names
Maggie (My Angel Baby 5/31/2012). Daddy (2 years). Linus (1year). Bella (4 years)
"Do you wanna carrot?"
"Bedtime Baby"
"You're so preeeeeettty" ... ok so that's a bit :eek:
"OMG .... she/he farted again"
"YOUR DOG JUST DID ...... "insert appropriate something"
 

bulldog family

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Aug 14, 2010
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Norman, LeRoy and China
Remember the "time to make the donut"commercial? Well in the morning we say , "time to clean the dog face".
 

KMARINO

I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Jul 21, 2010
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Bradenton Fl.
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USA
Bulldog(s) Names
VEGAS and REBEL
Husband to me>>>>Was that YOU??? P-U!!!
You would think by now he would get it!!! and everyone knows girls don't do that!! lol
 

izstigspunks

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Sep 16, 2010
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Toronto, Ontario
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Canada
Bulldog(s) Names
The Stig Racecar Driver and (Sweet Angel) Punkin Brutus
Ours would be:

'Did you fart!?'
'Stiggy, no!'
'Stiggy, owww!'
and tons of laughter
 

NikkiSchoolcraft

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Jul 28, 2010
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Wilmington, North Carolina, United States
Bulldog(s) Names
Winston, Hitch, Layla, Sugar Boo
"which one of you farted??" ....As all 3 bullies and my husband look ardound like they have no idea what I'm talking about :whistle:
"Winston!!! Put your wiener away!!! :eek:
"Who wants a time out?!?!?!?" .......for atleast a min they are all <o
"who wants a massage???".....Im usually hinting that I want one but this is usually what happens
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kazzy220

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Jul 31, 2010
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441
Grafton, OHIO
Country
England
Bulldog(s) Names
Maggie (My Angel Baby 5/31/2012). Daddy (2 years). Linus (1year). Bella (4 years)
"which one of you farted??" ....As all 3 bullies and my husband look ardound like they have no idea what I'm talking about :whistle:
"Winston!!! Put your wiener away!!! :eek:
"Who wants a time out?!?!?!?" .......for atleast a min they are all <o
"who wants a massage???".....Im usually hinting that I want one but this is usually what happens
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That's a great pic!!!!!
 

KMARINO

I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Jul 21, 2010
7,219
728
Bradenton Fl.
Country
USA
Bulldog(s) Names
VEGAS and REBEL
"which one of you farted??" ....As all 3 bullies and my husband look ardound like they have no idea what I'm talking about :whistle:
"Winston!!! Put your wiener away!!! :eek:
"Who wants a time out?!?!?!?" .......for atleast a min they are all <o
"who wants a massage???".....Im usually hinting that I want one but this is usually what happens
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@NickkiSchoolcraft, OMG how hillarious "Winston put your weiner away!!!!" when Vegas's anal gland were plugged he would rub his butt across our area rug and his would stick out bad (he is fixed, so this was the first time I had seen it) and my husband would tell him to put his weiner away and quit rubbing is a$$ on the rug, then we had to get an internal anal gland expression and we have not seen it since, but that cracked me up that you said that!!
 

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