I am a mean mommy....

KMARINO

I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Jul 21, 2010
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Bradenton Fl.
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VEGAS and REBEL
LOL, So with it being over 90* here today and the humidity above that, I am playing with Vegas "indoor style" on the floor, He bites my ponytail pulling out my black padded rubber band. (He loves to chew my hair).

I then proceeded in shooting him in the butt with it, he was stunned. He could not figure out what was happening to him.
Before anyone starts saying I am abusing him, I had Joe shoot me in the leg, NO pain, just knew something hit me.

So I proceeded in shooting him in the butt, he is baffeled, he stops and actually started barking at....nothing, he was looking off to space...I shoot him again and again, he stops and looks, this continues, all the while I am sitting on the living room floor doing this, I am laughing so hard that he looks at me cocks his head back and fourth...then it is on!!! He runs over to me, and latches on and had a major hump fest with my arm. I was laughing so hard I could not peel him off me :eek:

Joe the whole time is asking me "just how old are you?" (47.5) but we had a great play time. AND, no one was hurt!! Just wanted to share our evening play time. God, I need to get a life!! He is currently passed out snoring peacefully. :angel:
 
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[MENTION=2258]korikelly[/MENTION], god now that I am reading my post, it sounds like I am abusive to him, again, I had Joe shoot me in the thigh first, and the only thing I felt was that something hit me. I would NEVER do anything to hurt or abuse him!!
 
Omg..this is great! But one little concern I have...you might be having a l.i.t.t.l.e too much fun with the "humpfest"!!! Seriously..I would've peed a little!
 
That's very, very funny!! you have me laughing right now too...i can totally picture what you just described!
 
That is what is so great about these silly dogs.... total, unabashed FUN!!!!!!:excited::excited::excited::blink:
 
Love it! Thanks for tonight giggle, I laughed more at that then Terri's Wii set up!
 
That is funny! Wheres the video?? Of course we all know you would never hurt your boy :heart:
 
OmG...I laughed so hard my husband looked at me like I was crazy. I just have to say THANKS for the laugh! I am having a really bad month and I really needed that!
 
lol! that is so cute, especially because i can picture him looking for the mysterious attacker and unleashing the humpfest on you. so funny! love bullies, they are so much fun to play with.
 
Hahahaha totally not abusive....it's hilarious! Brutus does the same thing when you make fart noises with your mouth...it freaks him out lol. He does the exact same things as Vegas and then the hair eating and hump fest when he's all crazy. I have a feeling Brutus and Vegas would be great friends hehe.
 
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