You Know You're Obsessed With Your Bulldog When...

NewEnglandBully

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Dec 29, 2013
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Massachusetts
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Bulldog(s) Names
Sebastion (Sea Bass)
~you get mad at your husband for putting the yogurt in the food dish and not the "yogurt" dish:p
 
...you expect others to listen to stories about your bully like they're your children. Personally, I don't have children so Murray is my baby!!!
 
....you wipe your bullies butt after they come in and your friends just stare at you.
 
..you run family off because their kids don't know how too act around your dog
 
your in laws call looking for you or your wife. Grand daughter answer the phone and tell them you're cooking. They asked what you're cooking for lunch, and granddaughter answer it is not for us but for the bulldog.
 
....you wipe your bullies butt after they come in and your friends just stare at you.
Perfect defense…how would you feel if you couldn't wipe your own @$$?!
It's when I start wiping other people's dog's bum-bums that I really get the stare down :rofl:
 
.... you buy furniture that will be suitable for the bulldog (can they easily get on it is it comfortable for them, is it the right color)
 
Yes!!! Will it look cute with their fur? Should I have the carpenter I know from work make him a custom rustic looking dog bed or do I buy the lifetime replacement llbean one lol
 
...when all 500 pictures on your phone are of you with your bully or just your bully

...when you meet someone new that wants to see a picture of you and your husband and you realize, of those 500 pictures, you don't have one of him!!!
 
.... you buy furniture that will be suitable for the bulldog (can they easily get on it is it comfortable for them, is it the right color)
I actually spent hours testing furniture suitable for the boys before we bought our new set! The sales people thought we were crazy lol
 
I get it! I was at tractor supply over the weekend and it took a half hour of me bothering two sales associates to try to decide which food would be best for Murray!
 
I do just about everything that I am reading lol I have no children and single. My dad teases me , he says. Pork chop says , mi casa hahaha

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