LisaRN
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"Chester farted".. every time Chester farted - I would never know
my husband only announces a fart if i am not in the vicinity of it, because they are usually as smelly as they are loud. he will come into another room to tell me butler farted and "it smells so bad, i thought he the house", "i couldn't even breathe" or some other dramatic statement. or, God forbid i am not home, he will text message me to tell me that my son is farting.