KMARINO
I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Shew what a day and it is only 6:00!!
First our water heater in the garage broke and flooded my garage, had to move every thing out, Vegas is deathly afraid of our attached garage and won't even eat in the kitchen if the door is open.
Got a handy-man to come install a new one while leaving the garage door open and the door to my house open so he could work on it.
The man comes into my kitchen to give me the bill and out of no where Vegas Jumped up on him, nailing him right in the jewels!!
, the older man actually grunted out loud
, of course I apologized and smacked Vegas on the behind to get him away.
Then right after I am in the kitchen preparing dinner and realized Vegas was not up my A**
I yelled for him, looked in all the rooms, and then I PANICKED....I took off outside, One-- thinking maybe the handyman stole him....but after getting it in family jewels, I doubt if he ever wants to see him again, I started running down our block, and 6 houses down guess who is taking a
in someone's front yard??? Thank god I live in a private development with hardly any traffic and no sidewalks.
I approached him only for him to take off Running from me
, Ooohhh... I was so beyond mad at this point. I finally get him home and in the door when I realized my heart was pounding so hard I could feel it in my ears from panicking when I could not find him then being mad that he ran and I had to chase him again
He is currently in "Time-Out" LOCKED, no door open in his cage. And he could care less after all that running he is snoring loudly.
First our water heater in the garage broke and flooded my garage, had to move every thing out, Vegas is deathly afraid of our attached garage and won't even eat in the kitchen if the door is open.
Got a handy-man to come install a new one while leaving the garage door open and the door to my house open so he could work on it.
The man comes into my kitchen to give me the bill and out of no where Vegas Jumped up on him, nailing him right in the jewels!!
Then right after I am in the kitchen preparing dinner and realized Vegas was not up my A**

I approached him only for him to take off Running from me

