Over A 99 CENT Pizza!!!

KMARINO

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So I am grocery shopping hungry (already know that's bad to do) and I buy a 99 cent personal pizza to bring home for my lunch. I Pre-heat the over to 450* and smoke starts roooooling out of the oven, I look inside and discover that is where Joe stored his new black iron skillet that has been "seasoning", I pull that out which is about 100* and throw it in the sink, I cook my personal pizza and get it out, can I wait for it to cool?? UUUmmmmmm....NO.... took a bite and burnt the crap out of the roof of my mouth!! Big blister behind my two front teeth. I am cooking dinner and wait about 45 min. to get the cast iron skillet out of the sink and put it on a towel, burnt hel* out of my hand it was still so hot. So my 99 cent pizza, smoked up my whole house, burnt the roof of my mouth and burnt my fingers .... and SUCKED!!! so worthless 99 cents~!!!!
 
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OMG Kelly… that REALLY sucks!!! I think you should of just gone out to EAT!!! LOL I have burnt myself so many dang times it's NOT even funny, and I keep the broiler pan in our second oven :blink:
 

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Oh No Kelly, that's so terrible. I'm sorry you burnt yourself, and hope it feels better soon. It certainly wasn't priceless was it? Your luck sounds like the kind of luck I've been having lately. What happened to 2014 being better and having a fresh new start?
 

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:laugh: Kelly, you are so right, you can't make this :poo: up!! Hope your burns heal quickly
 

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Kelly, next time call Pizza Hut and get that pizza pie delivered! And Alice is right, bully kisses will help those burns, but not sure you want him licking the roof of your mouth! :giggle:
 
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KMARINO

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Kelly, next time call Pizza Hut and get that pizza pie delivered! And Alice is right, bully kisses will help those burns, but not sure you want him licking the roof of your mouth! :giggle:

Wouldn't be the first time!! :eek: :ROFL: He as gotten me several times over the years. LOL. I will take that over him sneezing snotting in my mouth where I want to gargle with gasoline!!! lmbo!!
 

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Ouch and double ouch!!! I hate burns, don't forget the yellow mustard trick!


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