I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
- Jul 21, 2010
- Bulldog(s) Names
- VEGAS and REBEL
So I am grocery shopping hungry (already know that's bad to do) and I buy a 99 cent personal pizza to bring home for my lunch. I Pre-heat the over to 450* and smoke starts roooooling out of the oven, I look inside and discover that is where Joe stored his new black iron skillet that has been "seasoning", I pull that out which is about 100* and throw it in the sink, I cook my personal pizza and get it out, can I wait for it to cool?? UUUmmmmmm....NO.... took a bite and burnt the crap out of the roof of my mouth!! Big blister behind my two front teeth. I am cooking dinner and wait about 45 min. to get the cast iron skillet out of the sink and put it on a towel, burnt hel* out of my hand it was still so hot. So my 99 cent pizza, smoked up my whole house, burnt the roof of my mouth and burnt my fingers .... and SUCKED!!! so worthless 99 cents~!!!!