Monkey

[gunnyboy]

My wife and I were in bed doing pillow talk, thats our time when Gunny falls asleep, she looked over at me and says can I have a monkey,, What !!!! at that moment the light bulb went off in my head, I could picture that monkey riding Gunny and just teasing him all the time BUT I could use the monkey as an excuse wheen Gunny and I get in trouble, I can blame the monkey instead of Gunny ____ Sure honey get a monkey if you want one.

 

[Bella'sMom]

too funny. My brother has wanted a monkey all his life. He had a advertisement in his wallet for a spider monkey from the time he was 10 until his kids were born...Just watch out for that little monkey, they tend to throw poo everywhere

 

[BruceP]

I've heard they are not the best pets... but Ive never had one.

 

[gunnyboy]

I had one when I was overseas it used to steal stuff and put in my area ppl thought I was stealing it! and he could out drink anyone and got really drunk what a deal ! why do I always have animals that get me in trouble.

 

[kim n the guys]

we have a friend who has a capuchin and he's the cutest little thing!!! I can see where this is going if your wife gets a monkey though.

 

[ChanelnBrutus]

Hahaha thats too funny! I like your idea of blaming the monkey though hehehe

 

[mcraven2]

[MENTION=4277]gunnyboy[/MENTION] A drinking monkey?! Sign me up, I want one!!

 

[kazzy220]

OR .................. a monkey in british slang is 500 pounds ... probably closer to $1000. Maybe ... just maybe ... your wife wants to go on a shopping spree!!!!! :hahaha:

 

[Cooper11]

Funny......aww pillow talk huh!? Sounds painful!

 

[GRACIE11]

That's funny...your going to have a full bed!

 

[TessaAndSamson]

LOL that is too funny!

 

[Spunkysmom2012]

Lol I love it, I want a monkey to drink with too!!