Here's a transcript (if you will) from a text conversation I had earlier this afternoon with my 13yr old daughter.Will : Gabby, are you off the bus yet.?Gabby: No, the bus arrived a little late but im a few blocks away from home.Will : Ok, When you get home & let Jack out the crate please follow him and make sure he poops.Gabby : Dad! OMG I aint following him!Will: Gab, just do me this favor please, I NEED to know if he poops.Gabby: Dad Im home and Jack is in the backyard.Will : Is he pooping ?Gabby: Dad, he's squatting but I think he's just doing #1.Will: Get a closer look cause his #1 and # 2 look the same from far awayGabby : Ok, he's doing it I can smell it from way over here...Will : Is it a lot or a little ..?Gabby: really dad ?Will : Yes REALLY - He didnt poop yesterday and I was worried he may have something stuck inside again!Gabby: Dad its a normal amount .. You want me to weigh it Will : Dont get sarcastic...Just grab it and squish it thru your fingers and see if it has any foreign objects..Gabby : LoL. Dad you're funny. remind me never to have you prepare my meals.!