Daily poll: Do you sing silly made-up songs to your bulldog?

[cali baker]

Yes, I make up songs and sing to them all the time. Especially when it's almost nap or beddy-bye time. While i'm singing i can just see their eyes get all droopy...must be my harmonious, soothing voice...!! lol!!

 

[Petra]

I think we need a music video of this one!!

Well there is a tiny problem... I can't sing anyone is welcome to make one, I haven't taken patent on it lol.

 

[Fionasmom]

She's the only one that will listen to me and not be critical.

 

[PudgyMommy]

I always sing made up stuff to the dogs while I'm bathing them, it kinda distracts them I guess. I am surprised it doesn't scare them, cuz I can't carry a tune to save my life. One day I dgot the tune of Copacabana stuck in my head one day, so I started singing to Maggie while giving her a bath.

Her name is Maggie
Her boobs are saggie
she always follows meee
even when I go to pee
She loves her bath time
if in the shower
and when it's time to dry her off
she turns out so darn soft
she rolls all on the floor
and gives a lit-tle snort
A smooshy gooshy bully baby
who could ask for more
So this is Maggie
She makes me happy
a sweetheart no doubt about it
Its Maggieee, she makes me happy
eating and sleeping and farting and smoring..
Its Maaggieee
I'm so in looooove..

So, that's the first verse.. there are varyiations and stuff for Christal and Cato too.. It's always changing and is a contant work in progress..
I sing (if you can call it that) at the top of my lungs when in the house, but when bathing them outside, I tend to be a little quieter.. My kids think I am NUTS

 

[JeannieCO]

no...but i speak like a retard (weird voice) ....in public :-/

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No singing from me cause I can't stand the sound of my singing voice.

 

[Davidh]

No I'm not much of a singer.

 

[bella100]

OMG this is so funny because i do it all the time!! haha bellas favorite is by fergie! fergi-litious, you all know that song im sure, so this is how it goes bulldog style, im bullylicous, from the B TO THE U TO THE LLY DOG, im bullylicous haha just had to share that it, yes im crazy but ita be ok, lol

 

[LynnA]

I sing the song I sang to Jake that I made up when he was a baby - it went; Jake Anthony is my big boy and he's growing and he knows it doo-dee-do-de - Jake Anthony is my big boy and I love him and he knows it doo-dee-do-de (Obviously I substitute with Otis Anthony.....lol)

 

[dolphin]

My wife is always singing to Buster and he really seems to like it.

 

[KMARINO]

If I sing to Vegas he humps me, , so I don't do a whole lot of singing to him

 

[mc68mc]

She's gooooood dog and everybody knows it- she's goooooood dog and everybody knows it - Shes gooooood dog and April is her name- She goooooood dog she puts other pups to shame - she's gooooooooooood DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!......sang to blurred lines by Robin Thicke MY WIFE THINKS I'M NUUUUUTS !!!!!!

 

[mandymae7]

Ummm....yup...I used to be a little ashamed ;-p

Glad to see I'm not the only weirdo with my babies! Thanks y'all!!

 

[Lisabear123]

Yes...among other silly things..lol

 

[Ftse 100]

Doesn't everbody?