Daddy mentioned Jewels, I wonder why my sister Gizmo wasnt excited...

[RaRett]

Daddy mentioned Jewels and Family Jewelry, I was *SURE* we were all getting *BLING* I did just turn 6 months old a few weeks back. Daddy really seemed excited too! that he forgot to feed me yesterday morning, *AND* we went on a car ride ! Oh yea! I can see the new Collar all shiny and bright, I'll be all ready to strut my stuff at the Bulldog get together on Sunday. Watch out Ladies ! here I come..

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Oh look ! we are stopping by to see Dr. Beste, he must want to see how studly I'm getting
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Hey... Daddy ? where'd ya go? I'm feeling sleepy and I want to take a. . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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(few hours later)
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ummm..what happened? wow, long nap... where am I at......Oh There you are Daddy !... Lets go get those Jewels you were talking ... *OUCH*... Hey now.... I just stood up, and I feel funny..
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Looks around....I feel weird.....I'll just go over here and potty... something feels different....

*walks by a window* (sees reflection)

STOPS DEAD IN MY TRACTS ......

oh HEY NOW ! ! ! Where'd my Dingling Dangles go? you Know MY BOYS ! My Family Jew. . . . . . Ohhh *MY* Family Jewels are Missing ! !! ! CALL THE POLICE I'VE BEEN ROBBED ! It must of been a Cat Burglar ! a Jewel Thief ! a . a.. ah....

oh ? what? Yes? Yes Daddy WAS talking about Jewels, oh no! he was talking about MY BOYS ! ! ! !

Damn you Daddy how could you !

(Gizmo is gonna be laughing at me now)

 

[BruceP]

 

[bullmama]

Poor Hershey, daddy tricked you. Shame.


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[cali~jenn]

Lmao poor thing. Hope he got something special after all that. Haha

 

[Sherry]

Too cute, poor guy. you'll be better in the long run little man

 

[ajwhitt44]

That was hilarious!

 

[Mack-N-MatildasMommy]

 

[elearn]

I mean..awwww so sorry Hershey

 

[LillyNBruin]

That was funny. I was wondering where that was going. I hope Hershey isn't too sore....don't worry he won't miss 'em, it's all for the best

 

[Gunny B]

I love to yell at Gunny "Off with your balls" in the voice of the Queen of Spades in Alice and Wonderland. The bf always cringes when I say this. Can't imagine why.

 

[RaRett]

I love to yell at Gunny "Off with your balls" in the voice of the Queen of Spades in Alice and Wonderland. The bf always cringes when I say this. Can't imagine why.

He was barking at his sister last night, and I said 'If you keep barking, I'm gonna get you 'De-Nutted' LOL'

 

[JeannieCO]

The way Hershey tells a story cracks me up!!!

 

[kazzy220]

....... on the bright side of things ........ you will now be able to lie quite comfortably like a frog!!!

 

[kim n the guys]

ohh my poor Hershey!! You better have gotten something for all that you've lost! Remy says after a few days, you won't even remember what you had or miss them. He feels so much better and he doesn't try to hump anything that catches his eye anymore.