Brie
People say your kind is ugly and look so mean
A wondrous site, if you ask me, from all that I've seen.
Yes, your bottom teeth poke out, it really is true
And yes, you'll ruin anything that you can chew
Your gas is atrocious, your snores shake the ground
You're not easily trained like the average hound.
You grunt and groan like moving is a chore
You eat more than your share and then still want more.
You might be prone to illness, and need daily care
But none of that is your fault, nor is it fair.
You look at me with a face so genuine, so real
That everything about you is beautifully ideal.
Fur so soft with markings brown and white
A cute curly tail tucked in so tight
Floppy ears and tons of wrinkles - a bully trademark
And what other dog owners can swear part shark!
You don't sniff, instead, you snort it's really quite cute
You've learned all the basics, even Hi-Five to boot.
Your personality is mixed with comedy and sweets
With precious snuggle moments that no other can beat.
Gorgeous brown eyes that express your soul
A nose and cheeks that are black as coal.
Your greetings entail lifting your feet as you prance
While Wiggling your whole body in a happy dance.
My heart you have stolen, and quickly too
Such incredible joy, I feel, all thanks to you.
I will always take care and give you respect
Thank you for being you Brie, you are perfect.
People say your kind is ugly and look so mean
A wondrous site, if you ask me, from all that I've seen.
Yes, your bottom teeth poke out, it really is true
And yes, you'll ruin anything that you can chew
Your gas is atrocious, your snores shake the ground
You're not easily trained like the average hound.
You grunt and groan like moving is a chore
You eat more than your share and then still want more.
You might be prone to illness, and need daily care
But none of that is your fault, nor is it fair.
You look at me with a face so genuine, so real
That everything about you is beautifully ideal.
Fur so soft with markings brown and white
A cute curly tail tucked in so tight
Floppy ears and tons of wrinkles - a bully trademark
And what other dog owners can swear part shark!
You don't sniff, instead, you snort it's really quite cute
You've learned all the basics, even Hi-Five to boot.
Your personality is mixed with comedy and sweets
With precious snuggle moments that no other can beat.
Gorgeous brown eyes that express your soul
A nose and cheeks that are black as coal.
Your greetings entail lifting your feet as you prance
While Wiggling your whole body in a happy dance.
My heart you have stolen, and quickly too
Such incredible joy, I feel, all thanks to you.
I will always take care and give you respect
Thank you for being you Brie, you are perfect.