What would this smell like?

[Jersey]

Yup...

Hmmm...maybe I'm naive. But when looking closely at the bottom of the jar one sees,

"THE FLICKING CANDLE COMPANY"

However, with a bit of squint or a glance, one sees something entirely different.

"THE F@@KING CANDLE COMPANY"

I'm thinking that's intentional

Bernie Sandalwood – Flick Candles

 

[Jersey]

Well, the ladies totally handed you that one.... lol

 

[Jersey]

I'm gonna say it would smell like the DWI candle... vomit and pee...

Well if you are going to name a candle like that maybe it should be "one with too much time 'in' his hands." Making candles of course...get your head out of the gutter ladies...Would it sell? What would the scent be?

 

[rjisaterp]

I'm gonna say it would smell like the DWI candle... vomit and pee...

Well if you are in medical field then yes one could tolerate that. Me myself I like to make table candles. Yep. Table candles. Pour a whole bunch of wax on table and set it on fire. Table candle.

 

[Jersey]

I like your Table Candle! What about a Kibble Kandle? Fill a jar with Kibble, pour wax in and voila! Pork and Peas Kibble Kandle.

Well if you are in medical field then yes one could tolerate that. Me myself I like to make table candles. Yep. Table candles. Pour a whole bunch of wax on table and set it on fire. Table candle.

 

[rjisaterp]

I like your Table Candle! What about a Kibble Kandle? Fill a jar with Kibble, pour wax in and voila! Pork and Peas Kibble Kandle.

Sounds intriguing. Use purple wax and add some lavender. Oh don't for get the wick. You have to have a wick. The table is the wick for my table candle though.

 

[Jersey]

Lol! The table?! That's a big wick!

Sounds intriguing. Use purple wax and add some lavender. Oh don't for get the wick. You have to have a wick. The table is the wick for my table candle though.

 

[rjisaterp]

Lol! The table?! That's a big wick!

Why thank you for noticing.

 

[Jersey]

Why thank you for noticing.

 

[rjisaterp]

Awe c'mon. A detective emoji. Please. Surely not an Isuzu. Given your extensive education, I would expect a tad more professor.

 

[rjisaterp]

[MENTION=14678]Chunky White[/MENTION] you started this. Going to have to watch what is said I guess. Well my excuse is that I am sort of still in holiday mode.

 

[Chunky White]

[MENTION=14678]Chunky White[/MENTION] you started this. Going to have to watch what is said I guess. Well my excuse is that I am sort of still in holiday mode.

I hope you're not apologizing too me!! I don't take offense to much and have been at work so thats why I have been MIA on the forum.

The table wick sounds like something that would happen at a high school or college party. Sometimes I miss those days and other days I am glad they are in the past but still a memory

My thats sad comment was about the streets of any town smelling like pee and vomit. I have seen that too often in beautiful cities. Miami comes to mind

 

[rjisaterp]

I hope you're not apologizing too me!! I don't take offense to much and have been at work so thats why I have been MIA on the forum.

The table wick sounds like something that would happen at a high school or college party. Sometimes I miss those days and other days I am glad they are in the past but still a memory

My thats sad comment was about the streets of any town smelling like pee and vomit. I have seen that too often in beautiful cities. Miami comes to mind

Well you can sniff around Baltimore City and find it as well. It is not too pleasing.

 

[Manydogs]

[MENTION=14678]Chunky White[/MENTION] [MENTION=8888]Jersey[/MENTION] [MENTION=2894]2BullyMama[/MENTION] I have inside(poor choice of word) I have information that [MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION] has opened his own candle shop and is keeping it on the down low Pssst-don't tell him that I let the wick out of the bag! shhhhh.......

 

[Jersey]

Hmmmmmm..... He's probably using all the cool candle names we posted to sell his table candles! This must stop!! What should we do??? [MENTION=8741]Manydogs[/MENTION] [MENTION=2894]2BullyMama[/MENTION] [MENTION=14678]Chunky White[/MENTION]??

@Chunky White @Jersey @2BullyMama I have inside(poor choice of word) I have information that @rjisaterp has opened his own candle shop and is keeping it on the down low View attachment 103160Pssst-don't tell him that I let the wick out of the bag! shhhhh.......