It's Bully-Fishing time of year in this house

KMARINO

I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
Jul 21, 2010
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Bradenton Fl.
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VEGAS and REBEL
Here we go...yesterday Joe put up the tree, I noticed Vegas in his crate doing the usual chewing on something, BUT, when he see's me looking he stops, I look away and hear him chew, look at him he stops this will go on and on....Who said he was not a smarty pants??

I get up go get on my knees and proceed to go bully-fishing, swiping the whole inside of his mouth (I don't know where his secret hiding place is, but he does have one) FINALLY...I found about a 1 inch piece of tree limb, just the tip in his mouth. So with slime dripping from my fingers I got up and put it in the trash, last week it was my oven mit, then the other night my fabric table coaster, and the decorations have just begun :nope:

Have to stay on my toes, and be on alert to go fishing!! It's not like he is a pup, he is 2 and a half.
 
I feel your pain. This is Wilson and Jack's first Christmas. Jack's an :angel:, but Wilson on the other hand is a :evil: I had to bitter apple the bottom of my tree and my two craft snowman and reindeer that I put on the side of the tree. Wilson kept trying to eat the snowman!! :bang: :laugh:
 
Guess they figured you put all those toy out for them. :ROFL:
 
LMAO...LOL.... I LOVE VEGAS!!!! Look, he is a pup, remember he was not totally healthy when you got him... now you fixed him all up and TA-DA ==== PUPPY!!
 
YOU are in deep water my friend. :ROFL:
 
I feel your pain. This is Wilson and Jack's first Christmas. Jack's an :angel:, but Wilson on the other hand is a :evil: I had to bitter apple the bottom of my tree and my two craft snowman and reindeer that I put on the side of the tree. Wilson kept trying to eat the snowman!! :bang: :laugh:

:confused: your snowman had :poo: on it?



Kelly...I'm terrified regarding Jake and decorations..he has been eating everything and destroyed 2 dog beds in 2 days! I'm thinking of xpenning my tree off..then throw in the new kitten... :nervous: Why did you have to make me worry for the next 2 years???
 
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I'm going to get you my pretty. :ROFL: Ooops wrong holiday. :D. :p

:confused: your snowman had :poo: on it?



Kelly...I'm terrified regarding Jake and decorations..he has been eating everything and destroyed 2 dog beds in 2 days! I'm thinking of xpenning my tree off..then throw in the new kitten... :nervous: Why did you have to make me worry for the next 2 years???

Becky, I put a collapsible plastic table under my tree this year that my husband had in the garage and then put my tree skirt over that. It raised the tree by 4" and I skipped decorating the bottom 1 foot. Wilson can't reach the ornaments and after chewing on the lower branches the first day, he's really settled down.
 
well i get lucky i dont do a tree anymore as with the added computer and desk we have nowhere to put one now. i still decorate but no tree.:angry2: so far no problems. im considering doing a small 4' tree. not sure. i feel your pain i have cats that used to love the bottom of my tree:sneaky2: had balls everywhere:evil:
 
Yes, Mona will do the same thing, as soon as I hear her chewing on something and turn to look at her, she'll stop chewing. I too have had to "fish" in her mouth for things she shouldn't have. Not fun at all. ;-)
 
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