1. His Gas! Lets face it, if it weren't for his mind blowing gas, I wouldn't be reminded to get out of the room and do some laundry.
2. Chewing! Thanks to him I got to replace all my shoes this past year
thank you!
3. Messy drinker/drool! Now I actually mop at least 3 times a day or someone may break their neck. My floors have never been so spotless!
4. Snoring! He has taught me that sleeping next to my snoring husband isn't so bad after all.
5. Teeth! Who new crooked teeth were so cute! Now I can save money on my daughters braces. Crooked teeth are cool.
6. Allergies! I have always wanted to invest in some stock. Benadryl it is!
7. Wrinkles! Again who knew wrinkles are the new smooth? Now I can age gracefully.
8. Heat Sensitivity! For years my hubby and I argued over the air conditioner. I like it cold he likes warmer. Well there's no argument now, Meatball NEEDS the air! I win!
9. Vet Bills! Seriously who needs money anyway! At least the dog is healthy!
10. If it weren't for all of the above, my family would not be complete!
Thanks Meatball
2. Chewing! Thanks to him I got to replace all my shoes this past year
thank you!3. Messy drinker/drool! Now I actually mop at least 3 times a day or someone may break their neck. My floors have never been so spotless!
4. Snoring! He has taught me that sleeping next to my snoring husband isn't so bad after all.
5. Teeth! Who new crooked teeth were so cute! Now I can save money on my daughters braces. Crooked teeth are cool.
6. Allergies! I have always wanted to invest in some stock. Benadryl it is!
7. Wrinkles! Again who knew wrinkles are the new smooth? Now I can age gracefully.
8. Heat Sensitivity! For years my hubby and I argued over the air conditioner. I like it cold he likes warmer. Well there's no argument now, Meatball NEEDS the air! I win!
9. Vet Bills! Seriously who needs money anyway! At least the dog is healthy!
10. If it weren't for all of the above, my family would not be complete!
Thanks Meatball
