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Oh yeah, I have that problem with Wilson! Welcome to the wonderful world of professional Bully Booty Wipers!Not sure why but Wilson just can't seem to pinch that last little bit off. My professional Bully Booty Wipers skills are so honed in that I give him a sniff before I put him up on my bed.
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I encourage you to accept this minor bum flaw and accept your new profession!
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I have to confess I am a butt wiper. I also wipe her girlie bits once or twice a day. For some reason her laziness likes to just kind of sit on the dirt and pee and her girlie bits get a bit dirty. Plus I hate when she gets back onto the bed with me and leaves a little dirt...tends to always be on my pillow because the princess believes her bum needs to be elevated and cushioned.
I thought I was done with bum wiping once the kids were potty trained. Guess I was wrong. With my yorkie as long as I make sure she is groomed back there, other than when she eats some of my hair, she is good to go. I didn't realize that I would have to return to being a bum wiper once I got Raven. Oh well, what can I say, she is worth every bit of the embarrassment. I know she gets embarrassed because the minute we come in she looks at me like do we have to do this again...lmao. Sometimes she wants to get away from me but she knows I will dilligently follow her..lol.
I wipe Hermie on the front porch, and I'm sure the neighbors can hear me yelling "Booty wipe! Booty wipe!! Come here! Wait, stop, let me wipe your booty!" But he loves it, he's always sticking his butt in my face for something or another.