Propose a new Section for Humor.

[Jack Daniels]

but until then, I'll just post my jokes here..... :D

 

[Jack Daniels]

after the office visit, on their walk to the car.......

 

[bullmama]

Ha!! Too funny!

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

Jack Daniels...ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?

 

[Jack Daniels]

[MENTION=2092]JAKEISGREAT[/MENTION].... Becky, you know, speaking of drinking, ..
here are some difficult words to say when you're drunk...
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
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Proliferatio

 

[Jack Daniels]

And here are things that are downright Impossible to say when you are drunk :



Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

You're right; I can't jump over that table.

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

... I can see it alll now! Jack Daniels NEEDS their OWN section!! ... With "Enter At Your Own Risk" warnings!

 

[Jack Daniels]

Heck, we're all Adults here.........


EXCEPT FOR ME.

 

[bullmama]

It will be a fun day when Jack gets Breakroom access I am thinking....

 

[Jack Daniels]

what is Break room access....

Is there a hall Pass ?

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

It will be a fun day when Jack gets Breakroom access I am thinking....

It WILL be a great day! .. There is a tiny hall pass..you are working on it everyday! .. Heck..I JUST got my pass very recently!

 

[laurendoodler]

lmao, I love the "things you can't say while drunk." ahahaha. so true!!!

 

[Alice Kable]

Good jokes, [MENTION=3139]Jack Daniels[/MENTION]! More, more, bring them on. Laughter is so good for us!

 

[2BullyMama]

@JAKEISGREAT .... Becky, you know, speaking of drinking, ..
here are some difficult words to say when you're drunk...
Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferatio

Heck... I can't say any of them sober

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

Heck... I can't say any of them sober

Once again..great minds think alike!