It's very difficult when there is a Burger King, McDonalds, Wendy's, Five Guys, etc. on every corner here in this neck of the woods. I brought this to my doctor's attention and he said this is a reactionary piraprism...I am now on anti-viagra and anti-ciallis. Also gave the same response...don't go around any hamburger stands.
You know it kind of reminds me a a joke where 3 women fished on a same pier...1 woman fished on one side of the pier and the other two fished on the opposite side. The single lady caught all the fish. This went on for a while when finally the two ladies asked how did the lady know on what side of the pier to fish on. The lady said,
"well I look at my husband's phallus in the morning and if it points to the right I fish on the right-side....If is is pointing to the left...I fish on the left-side of the pier." One of the two ladies chimed in and asked..."well what happens if it is standing straight-up?" The single lady responded..."I stay home and don't go fishing!"