If your bulldog could talk.....

[mammyglicks]

Bear would say something like this:

"where's the food, where's the food, oh here is some lint, yumm, oooh shoes, where's some food where's some food, ooh lets go trip mommy, ohh whats that i hear someone else is getting attention and its not me, oh hell no."

all in a British accent of course...

 

[Dad to louie]

We have only had Louie for about 5 days but this is what we have so far-
The alarm goes off. Louie.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZ. my wife and I get up and get dressed. Louie......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. WE get the kids up. Louie..........ZZZZZZZZZZZZ. We go eat breakfast. Louie...........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I let our other dog out to potty. Louie..............ZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I finally go wake Louie up he opens one eye and then????? Louie back to ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
I pick his big butt up and put him out side. Louie .........."why and the @&@*# am I outside? oh look, that looks like a comfy spot for a ....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ."

THis is how most of the day goes.