Forum Game: Name something that would get you kicked out of a pet shop

[Bulldogg]

Simple but funny, come up with some silly answers that could get you kicked out of a pet shop.


Bring with all 5 of my bulldogs and let them run free down the dog food isle

 

[Libra926]

I love the pet stores that put the bulk items (dog biscuits, etc) at dog level. How are they gonna prove how much my bulldogs ate while I wasn't looking? It's their own fault, right?

 

[reallyrob]

Go in to the pet shop wearing a t shirt that says...Don't support puppy mills!!! Boycott petstores that sell puppies and kittens!!!!

 

[Bulldogg]

LOL too funny!!

 

[Bulldogg]

Bring in your dog fresh out of the mud on his leash, and let him run around leaving paw prints and shaking the mud off. Pretend not to even notice.

 

[reallyrob]

Go into the pet store and if they sell live puppies....say loudly...OMG did you hear that?...That puppy has Kennel Cough!!!

 

[bullmama]

Go to the fish department and when the clerk asks if you need any assistance ask them which one tastes the best

 

[Libra926]

Bring your "tough chewer" into the store and let him "try before you buy". If he rips it to shreds, it saves you the hassle of returning it, right?

 

[reallyrob]

Bring your "tough chewer" into the store and let him "try before you buy". If he rips it to shreds, it saves you the hassle of returning it, right?

LOL! Too Funny!!!

 

[Pendragon]

Ok this has happened. I have two things lol..

One open the door to the pet shop that you bought a sick rabbit from and just let it goooooo...

(same pet shop). Stand around at the puppy's for sale and tell everyone looking that this pet shop buys and supports puppy mills, and tell them you know where they can get a puppy from that is healthy and not the outragious price they are charging.....