Cheesiest Jokes

[Kassie]

So I am sucker for cheesy jokes. I can't help it, they make me smile

Where does a King keep his armies?
-in his sleevies

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
-he wanted to get a long little doggie:hahaha:


Lets hear yours!!!

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

[MENTION=2014]JeannieCO[/MENTION]..come on girlfriend..this one is for YOU!....


I just heard one and I can't remember it! I'll be baaaaack!

 

[Texkota]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich

 

[JeannieCO]

@JeannieCO..come on girlfriend..this one is for YOU!....


I just heard one and I can't remember it! I'll be baaaaack!

Having memories issues are we?




Q.Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would have been a bagel.

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A. “Where’s pop corn?”

yo mama is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says to be continued.


knock knock
who’s there?
yo mama
yo mama who?
seriously its yo mama open the darn door

Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours?
A. NACHO CHEESE!!!

Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watch dog.

 

[kazzy220]

Gawwwwd help us!!!!!

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

​somehow I shoulda known...one would NEVER be enough!!

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

Having memories issues are we?




.

i 'membered it!

What happens if you eat bullets???

Your hair grows out in bangs!

 

[JeannieCO]

​somehow I shoulda known...one would NEVER be enough!!

Time managment my friend, time managment.

 

[Kassie]

y'all rock

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

y'all rock

I used to love this segment on The Rosie O'Donnell show..she had the funniest silly jokes..course I've got no memory so I can't remember them!

 

[bullmama]

This one my son told me years ago.

You're mamma is so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead so she can make-up her mind!


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[agingermom]

What is brown and Sticky? A stick!!!

 

[agingermom]

i 'membered it!

What happens if you eat bullets???

Your hair grows out in bangs!

What do you get when you cross Rogaine and Viagra? Don King!!