You are not a bad person for laughing at this. You just have a little twist in your sense of humor.

[oscarmayer]

 

[Jersey]

OMG!!

 

[Old School Dropout]

I've always had an off beat sense of humour. I watched Monty Python movies over and over when I was kid and read "The Far Side" comic books, mainstream stuff just doesn't do much for me in comedy, films (most of the time) music or TV.

 

[ddnene]

I've always had an off beat sense of humour. I watched Monty Python movies over and over when I was kid and read "The Far Side" comic books, mainstream stuff just doesn't do much for me in comedy, films (most of the time) music or TV.

Yep me too... LOVED the Far Side!!! Lol

 

[rjisaterp]

Great post [MENTION=9157]ddnene[/MENTION] and this kind of reminds me of a joke. BTW today is my birthday January 13, XXXX I am as old as my tongue and slightly older than my teeth. When I was born the Dead Sea was only sick.

There were three women that fished on the same pier everyday. Two women friends fished on one side of the pier and the single lady fished on the opposite side of the pier from the two ladies. The single lady would catch all of the fish. This went on for a period of time when finally the two ladies approached the single lady and asked her, "How do you know which side of the pier to fish on because you do well each time." The single lady responded, "I attribute my catching the fish thanks to my husband. he tells me on what side of the pier to fish on." "Well how does he know what to tell you?" The single lady said, "Well he doesn't actually tell me....I look at his penis in the morning. If it is pointing to the left, I fish on the left side of the pier. If his penis is pointing to the right, I fish on the right side of the pier." One of the twosome ladies then asked, "What do you do if his penis is pointing straight up?" The single lady responded, "I don't go fishing, I stay home.!"

 

[oscarmayer]

I try my best to keep things decent around here and then along comes Roger. Sheesh!

Happy Birthday anyways, old fart!
:D

 

[Manydogs]

[MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION] https://youtu.be/b_twSjZD7KU

 

[Manydogs]

[MENTION=15364]oscarmayer[/MENTION] Since my husband's name was Mike,and he is now in the cemetary next door, I feel that you have been taking my photo,without my knowledge!

 

[oscarmayer]

I feel that you have been taking my photo,without my knowledge!

Oh my!

 

[rjisaterp]

@rjisaterp https://youtu.be/b_twSjZD7KU

Very nice thank you.

 

[2BullyMama]

 

[ddnene]

Great post @ddnene and this kind of reminds me of a joke. BTW today is my birthday January 13, XXXX I am as old as my tongue and slightly older than my teeth. When I was born the Dead Sea was only sick.

There were three women that fished on the same pier everyday. Two women friends fished on one side of the pier and the single lady fished on the opposite side of the pier from the two ladies. The single lady would catch all of the fish. This went on for a period of time when finally the two ladies approached the single lady and asked her, "How do you know which side of the pier to fish on because you do well each time." The single lady responded, "I attribute my catching the fish thanks to my husband. he tells me on what side of the pier to fish on." "Well how does he know what to tell you?" The single lady said, "Well he doesn't actually tell me....I look at his penis in the morning. If it is pointing to the left, I fish on the left side of the pier. If his penis is pointing to the right, I fish on the right side of the pier." One of the twosome ladies then asked, "What do you do if his penis is pointing straight up?" The single lady responded, "I don't go fishing, I stay home.!"

Aww... I'm sorry it didn't come up on my news feed... Happy Belated Birthday!!! Today was my dad's birthday too, he would have been 87 today.

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I try my best to keep things decent around here and then along comes Roger. Sheesh!

Happy Birthday anyways, old fart!
:D

 

[rjisaterp]

I try my best to keep things decent around here and then along comes Roger. Sheesh!

Happy Birthday anyways, old fart!
:D

Hi Chip. Sheeet. I finally get promoted to Community Veteran and now you are a Moderator. I try to keep things decent here and then some Moderator comes around and pops my bubble. C'mon Man!

 

[rjisaterp]

@oscarmayer Since my husband's name was Mike,and he is now in the cemetary next door, I feel that you have been taking my photo,without my knowledge!

Oh Lynn...that is really morbid that you live in a cemetery. My Gosh!

 

[rjisaterp]

@oscarmayer Since my husband's name was Mike,and he is now in the cemetary next door, I feel that you have been taking my photo,without my knowledge!

By the way [MENTION=15364]oscarmayer[/MENTION] , Lynn was the single lady catching all of the fish.