Ok ok this is fun
Jack..........why are you always so damn pissed off at everybody? such a hater
Dolly........why do you love to lick Griz's butt and then want to kiss everybody else? uuuuhhh yuk
Griz..........why do you like when Dolly licks your butt and then want to kiss her? also, why do you always insist on getting on my lap and stepping on my crotch?
Peggy Sue..........Do you really think anyone's afraid of you when you put up your hackles? And, do you really have to snore above the sound barrier?
And Scrimps........ Do you really have to make everyone else look bad while you are being so perfect?
I wouldn't change a thing