Non-bulldog people

[Clermont]

It just occurred to me

If a non-bulldog or any non-dog person were to listen to us; our conversations & our quotes

They would think we're a bunch of wack'os!!!

I'm sure there are people out there who aren't as obsessed with their
Children's health and well-being as we are with our bullies.

 

[Jersey]

I'm sure there are people out there who aren't as obsessed with their
Children's health and well-being as we are with our bullies.


I'm sure you're right. It's a good thing those people don't have Bullies!

 

[Hankster]

it is funny cause who on earth would 'get into this breed' knowing of the issues they *could* have.. well, we would and we love every bit of um

 

[helsonwheels]

Should hear my sister about her 3 poodles!

 

[2BullyMama]

Yep.... i am a certified crazy bulldog lady!!!!


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[Clermont]

it is funny cause who on earth would 'get into this breed' knowing of the issues they *could* have.. well, we would and we love every bit of um

exactly!!!!!!

That's the reason I researched, and researched for about 2 years, talking to present and past owners, reading all I could find, even talked with my vet before I made the plunge.

They are definately HIGH MAINTENANCE MUTTS !!!!!!

but I wouldn't trade my Rocket Man for all the tea in China!!!!!

 

[Cbrugs]

People at work think I’m crazy. My ex sister-in-law told me once that I loved my dog (this is when I only had Jax) too much.

Oh well! These dogs are my babies and get treated like family because they are family.



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[Clermont]

People at work think I’m crazy. My ex sister-in-law told me once that I loved my dog (this is when I only had Jax) too much.

Oh well! These dogs are my babies and get treated like family because they are family.



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[oscarmayer]

It just occurred to me

If a non-bulldog or any non-dog person were to listen to us; our conversations & our quotes

They would think we're a bunch of wack'os!!!

I'm sure there are people out there who aren't as obsessed with their
Children's health and well-being as we are with our bullies.

There are many, too many, people in the world that are not obsessed with their children's health and well-being and the behavior of those children is astonishing. Any non-bulldog/non-dog person is a wacko...and I avoid them all together. That makes life so much more pleasant...for me AND my bulldogs

 

[Clermont]

There are many, too many, people in the world that are not obsessed with their children's health and well-being and the behavior of those children is astonishing. Any non-bulldog/non-dog person is a wacko...and I avoid them all together. That makes life so much more pleasant...for me AND my bulldogs

here, here!!!

My daughter dated a guy once, who didn't like dogs,................I warned her then, there's something wrong with someone who doesn't like dogs................sure enough..........he turned out to be a full fledged (excuse my french) douche bag!!!

 

[rjisaterp]

Should hear my co-worker bout his poodle.

 

[Lalaloopsie]

Bulldogs definitely possess some supernatural powers to completely enslave people. Before I got a bulldog, I thought I love all dogs, but now I know that I love only English bulldogs. I’m completely converted into Holy Bullie Church and serve this piglet. Our family time spending includes now me and hubby cutting 20 pounds of raw beef and packing it into bags for 10 days, making personal jerky for Tank without spices, just salt and vinegar, driving 50 miles to Atlanta to buy freaking 34 usd per bottle shampoo (I use 7 usd shampoo), bringing Every time we travel 3 litres of special fish oil from South Africa etc etc. And who we are after that? I think we are legally insane.

 

[Jersey]

Omg!! It's all soooooooo true!


Lalaloopsie: "Hi my name is Lalaloopsie."

Group: "Hi Lalaloopsie."

Lalaloopsie: "I own a Bulldog."

Group: (hushed silence)

Group Leader: "Do you wish to proclaim your allegiance to the Holy Bullie Church and swear to serve your chosen piglet with every fiber of your being?"

Lalaloopsie: "I do!"

Group Leader: "In sickness and in health; through entropion surgery and tail pocket cleanings?"

Lalaloopsie: "I do!"

Group Leader: "Will you travel to far away lands in search of special fish oils and insanely expensive shampoo for your precious one?"

Lalaloopsie: "I will!"

Group Leader: "Do you swear to only use Bragg's organic raw unfiltered apple cider vinegar with "the Mother?"

Lalaloopsie: "I swear!"

Group Leader: "And do you, Tank, promise to try to, most of the time, when you can, be the best little piglet you can be?"

Tank: (Lays an awe-inspiring dump at the Group Leaders feet)

Group Leader: (Raises a Golden Goblet filled with equal parts ACV and distilled water) "I now pronounce you Tank and slave."

Group Leader: (Hands a paper towel to Lalaloopsie) "You may now clean up after your Master"

Cheers and clapping from the group... people crying and hugging, etc.

The End
The Beginning

Bulldogs definitely possess some supernatural powers to completely enslave people. Before I got a bulldog, I thought I love all dogs, but now I know that I love only English bulldogs. I’m completely converted into Holy Bullie Church and serve this piglet. Our family time spending includes now me and hubby cutting 20 pounds of raw beef and packing it into bags for 10 days, making personal jerky for Tank without spices, just salt and vinegar, driving 50 miles to Atlanta to buy freaking 34 usd per bottle shampoo (I use 7 usd shampoo), bringing Every time we travel 3 litres of special fish oil from South Africa etc etc. And who we are after that? I think we are legally insane.

 

[Lalaloopsie]

Super cool:DYes, I swear to wipe his butt! I swear to feed him first in the morning! I swear to clean his every wrinkle with Holy ACV and Witch Hazel!

 

[Zedsded]

You have to be slightly mad to have a bully but once you have one you never stop thinking about them, fussing over them and of course as we all know generally worrying about every little runny nose, runny bum, sore eyes, sore ear, sore paws, and any general lumps and bumbs they get on a regular basis
We always find it funny when all our non doggy friends love to have a weekend away without the kids, and we just sulk if were ever away without our little man and generally dont go anywhere now that Dudley cant go! Not interested!