Bentley OFF INJURED RESERVE

[rjisaterp]

UMMM. Even I am speechless I found this. WTF?

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Yes I have performed this procedure many times. One is looking for nodules, enlargement of the prostate (aka prostatitis) soft boggy on exam. As mentioned I did find a couple of cases of nodules and these soldiers were referred to the "pipe cleaners" for further evaluation. We did not have purple latex glove but ones with out color.

And no this is one procedure that men go through on and annual basis that is literally a pain in the ***. Crap...my last physical I asked the doc if he was trying to find a parking place or get lost.

 

[Chunky White]

I did find cancer in two of my patients though as an Army medic. The bad thing..."hey Doc! Why are both your hands on my shoulders?"

All the follow ups are held at a local motel

 

[Chunky White]

No wonder the rest of the forum has been slow. All the entertainment has been in the thread. LOL

 

[rjisaterp]

Well I suppose that could be considered an alternate method to detect prostate CA...

OK. I always volunteered for the nurses to do blood gases and IV's on me. I guess I could volunteer for you.

 

[rjisaterp]

OK. I have a new model of hat to model. [MENTION=8888]Jersey[/MENTION] and [MENTION=8958]natski282[/MENTION].

 

[Jersey]

Wowser!!!! Talkin about a fashion statement! You put the rest of us to shame! Common EBNers!!! Show us how you're going to dress for the First Annual Bentley's Off Injured Reserve Surprise Party!!! Don't be shy! It's easy! All it takes is a roll (or two) of foil, some imagination and a bottle of your favorite refreshment!!! And.... don't forget your babies... they need protection from uhhhh... philadendroms.... oleccrinons.... oh crap! Help me [MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION] [MENTION=8741]Manydogs[/MENTION] [MENTION=16139]Texas[/MENTION]Carol [MENTION=8958]natski282[/MENTION] [MENTION=3123]agingermom[/MENTION] [MENTION=12646]CHUNK[/MENTION]ywhite [MENTION=2894]2BullyMama[/MENTION] @CCandmurry [MENTION=9370]brutus77[/MENTION] psycolotestilons.... crap!

OK. I have a new model of hat to model. @Jersey and @natski282.

 

[rjisaterp]

Wowser!!!! Talkin about a fashion statement! You put the rest of us to shame! Common EBNers!!! Show us how you're going to dress for the First Annual Bentley's Off Injured Reserve Surprise Party!!! Don't be shy! It's easy! All it takes is a roll (or two) of foil, some imagination and a bottle of your favorite refreshment!!! And.... don't forget your babies... they need protection from uhhhh... philadendroms.... oleccrinons.... oh crap! Help me [MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION] [MENTION=8741]Manydogs[/MENTION] [MENTION=16139]Texas[/MENTION]Carol [MENTION=8958]natski282[/MENTION] [MENTION=3123]agingermom[/MENTION] [MENTION=12646]CHUNK[/MENTION]ywhite [MENTION=2894]2BullyMama[/MENTION] @CCandmurry [MENTION=9370]brutus77[/MENTION] psycolotestilons.... crap!

I think you mean psychlotrons. But yes, think there should be a contest...The Innaugrial Bently Off Injured Reserve Fight Against Psychlotrons Photo Contest

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[Manydogs]

Funny that Jewel and Bentley's faces look like they are saying "We're not with him!"

 

[2BullyMama]

@bullmama ... Read this thread


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[bullmama]

Omg that took an hour to read!!! You all seriously cracked me up. I see some title changes in the future- if they haven't been done already....


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[natski282]

Actually, the flight surgeon and I played a practical joke on an Army Colonel. The Colonel tried to make my friend the flight surgeon sick on a check ride. So the doc asked me "good Sergeant you're a practical joker...how can I pay the Colonel back." I said "doc, let me know when he comes in for his flight physical" which just so happened to be a couple weeks away. I told the doc to set up the privacy curtain to hide me that when you go to check his prostate I will do my thing. So the doc was at the point of checking the Colonel's prostate behind the curtain and the doc's right hand was performing the digital his left hand was on his shoulder. At that point, I put my right hand on the Colonel's shoulder and I have never ever seen anyone shoot up like a rocket before in my life with the Colonel exclaiming, "WHoooah doc, what the hell are you doing?" At that point, we were all laughing and I was wondering if I was going to be Court-Martialed.

HA HA HA HA

 

[agingermom]

OK. I have a new model of hat to model. @Jersey and @natski282.

Is that a tinfoil hat? As a psych RN, I have seen plenty of those, lol. Are you getting special message about your party from the TV as well?

 

[rjisaterp]

Is that a tinfoil hat? As a psych RN, I have seen plenty of those, lol. Are you getting special message about your party from the TV as well?

Actually, it does not allow the psychlotrons to enter my head. They (the psychlotrons) are used in psychological warfare. They make you feel tired and run-down and the only way to effectively get rid of being tired and run down is to do more Physical Training (PT). So I opt out of PT and use the hat instead. [MENTION=8958]natski282[/MENTION] and [MENTION=8888]Jersey[/MENTION] [MENTION=2014]JeannieCO[/MENTION] will tell you the same thing.

Got Prozac?

 

[agingermom]

Actually, it does not allow the psychlotrons to enter my head. They (the psychlotrons) are used in psychological warfare. They make you feel tired and run-down and the only way to effectively get rid of being tired and run down is to do more Physical Training (PT). So I opt out of PT and use the hat instead. @natski282 and @Jersey @JeannieCO will tell you the same thing.

Got Prozac?

 

[rjisaterp]

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OK! Party at agingermoms.