KMARINO
I couldn't make this sh*t up if I tried!
OK, so remember this is Kelly telling the story so it is going to be a long one..sit back and relax or click off this thread 
So today sitting at my bar was a lady I have never met. She is reading a book and ordered a drink, I just happen to look at her bookmark and it had a bully on it. I told her I had one.... then it was on.....she went on and on and on how she has wanted one her whole life but lives in a condo on the 7th floor and it would not be fair to a bully.
Ok, so of course I get my phone out and go about showing her the hundreds of pictures of Vegas, and she gushed over each one of them. (Proud mama) BUT this is where I think it gets weird.
She said "I have an idea!!!! How about once a week while you are at work I come and get Vegas and keep him for the day??!!!! Again I had just met her. I just kind of laughed it off, but she was persistant. She kept going on about how she would take such good care of him, walk him, etc....to the point I was becoming VERY uncomfortable. She wrote down her phone number and address and ask me for mine. I told her I was NOT comfortable giving out my information.
By this time because she was becoming so annoying and pleased with her idea, I started thinking "Is she going to steal him?" I thanked her, but told her he was very OK with the situation we are in. OK so you think it would be over right?
No this (late 50's) lady stands up and puts her hands together like she is praying and starts loudly saying "PA-LEESE can I get him one day a week, I won't charge you" over and over. I told her she needed to sit down and be quiet or I could not serve her any longer. She ask for her bill, paid me and yelled to me as she left "You have my number, I DO expect a call next week!!" YIKES PSYCHO!!!!!
I DO NOT think I was being paranoid, but damn she was a nut!! I get all the nut jobs being a bartender. I hope to never see her again!!
So today sitting at my bar was a lady I have never met. She is reading a book and ordered a drink, I just happen to look at her bookmark and it had a bully on it. I told her I had one.... then it was on.....she went on and on and on how she has wanted one her whole life but lives in a condo on the 7th floor and it would not be fair to a bully.
Ok, so of course I get my phone out and go about showing her the hundreds of pictures of Vegas, and she gushed over each one of them. (Proud mama) BUT this is where I think it gets weird.
She said "I have an idea!!!! How about once a week while you are at work I come and get Vegas and keep him for the day??!!!! Again I had just met her. I just kind of laughed it off, but she was persistant. She kept going on about how she would take such good care of him, walk him, etc....to the point I was becoming VERY uncomfortable. She wrote down her phone number and address and ask me for mine. I told her I was NOT comfortable giving out my information.
By this time because she was becoming so annoying and pleased with her idea, I started thinking "Is she going to steal him?" I thanked her, but told her he was very OK with the situation we are in. OK so you think it would be over right?
No this (late 50's) lady stands up and puts her hands together like she is praying and starts loudly saying "PA-LEESE can I get him one day a week, I won't charge you" over and over. I told her she needed to sit down and be quiet or I could not serve her any longer. She ask for her bill, paid me and yelled to me as she left "You have my number, I DO expect a call next week!!" YIKES PSYCHO!!!!!
I DO NOT think I was being paranoid, but damn she was a nut!! I get all the nut jobs being a bartender. I hope to never see her again!!
.........that woman is a s.c.a.r.y lady! 
......... Good instincts!...Now...lay off the "late 50s" stuff..I bet she's been a freak FOREVER!!!!.............
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hope you didn't tell her about EBN.
