Why Do Your Farts Smell So Bad?

[Canelospeeps]

This weekend we took a trip to visit family, we had the bully and pugs loaded in the back of the 4Runner with the back seats folded down so Canelo can get to the A/C vent in the console. I love that the back window rolls down, you'll understand in a moment. I have a wireless thermometer in the back with a temp gage in the front so we can monitor the temp in the far back area of the 4Runner to make sure things stay cool for Mr. Silk (Canelo).

So Canelo takes prime position in front of the vent enjoying the air. But he positioned himself with his booty in front of the vent. Suddenly the 4Runner filled with a vile, sour cabbage like stench that sucked all the oxygen out of the 4Runner while I'm doing 75 mph on the freeway. Husband gagged and covered his mouth. I roll down the front windows about 3" and the back window too. We needed a quick save. For the next 2 hours this process was repeated every few minutes.

All weekend he had the same smelly farts so I started investigating this morning what is going on. Well I have three parrots, a Green Cheek Amazon, African Gray, and an Eclectus. I feed them fresh veggies every day, no seed and on Friday I fed them broccoli, corn, cauliflower, collard greens and red peppers. This morning I fed them bell pepper, broccoli, grapes, and pomegranate. I caught those turkeys tossing the broccoli to the dogs and they were scarfing it down, Canelo was in the lead. So my note to myself is I will not feed the birds broccoli before our next road trip, lol!






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[Hankster]

omg I just laughed and laughed!!! roll down, repeat!! it is a wonderful fact that this can happen... lololol glad you found the culprit!!

 

[oscarmayer]

Hehe...way to go Canello. You da DOG!
BTW, your husband will have better luck next time if he covers his nose instead of his mouth

 

[Cbrugs]

HAHAHHA...there is nothing quite like bully farts! They are the worst.

 

[Florida girls]

Great post! I love it want they fart and it makes a noise and they look around like WHAT was that?

 

[Andy T]

OK, I'll be the gross one.... Has anyone aimed one back at their EB?

 

[Christie H]

Lol..gotta love our pets!!@Andy T of course.lol

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[Hankster]

hahah,,,, nope! @ andyT

 

[2BullyMama]

OK, I'll be the gross one.... Has anyone aimed one back at their EB?

Yes, my boyfriend does all the time... not kidding

 

[2BullyMama]

This weekend we took a trip to visit family, we had the bully and pugs loaded in the back of the 4Runner with the back seats folded down so Canelo can get to the A/C vent in the console. I love that the back window rolls down, you'll understand in a moment. I have a wireless thermometer in the back with a temp gage in the front so we can monitor the temp in the far back area of the 4Runner to make sure things stay cool for Mr. Silk (Canelo).

So Canelo takes prime position in front of the vent enjoying the air. But he positioned himself with his booty in front of the vent. Suddenly the 4Runner filled with a vile, sour cabbage like stench that sucked all the oxygen out of the 4Runner while I'm doing 75 mph on the freeway. Husband gagged and covered his mouth. I roll down the front windows about 3" and the back window too. We needed a quick save. For the next 2 hours this process was repeated every few minutes.

All weekend he had the same smelly farts so I started investigating this morning what is going on. Well I have three parrots, a Green Cheek Amazon, African Gray, and an Eclectus. I feed them fresh veggies every day, no seed and on Friday I fed them broccoli, corn, cauliflower, collard greens and red peppers. This morning I fed them bell pepper, broccoli, grapes, and pomegranate. I caught those turkeys tossing the broccoli to the dogs and they were scarfing it down, Canelo was in the lead. So my note to myself is I will not feed the birds broccoli before our next road trip, lol!






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the birds are like kids... hide the broccoli!!! lol

 

[Andy T]

hahah,,,, nope! @ andyT

Yeah, me either.........[emoji1]


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[Canelospeeps]

The Fart Master hasn't stopped and right now is snuggling with me. He's sleeping, I'm suffering LOL!!!


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[natski282]

Story told by Canelo ...............


Ah ya here we go another 2 legged pets that thinks there farts do not smell, we get blamed for this kinda stuff all the time !
Those same pets go out leave us all alone for Mexican night come back and go to bed and leave us having to try and sleep thru the ambrosia of the nite out ............ YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT ! ha ha ha

 

[ObietheWan]

My "favorite" is the silent ones in the dead of his sleep, that creep up on you like a poor unsuspecting victim.

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[Cbrugs]

My "favorite" is the silent ones in the dead of his sleep, that creep up on you like a poor unsuspecting victim.

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OMG. Jax sleeps in the bed with us and I am not lying when I say I have actually woken up just from the smell of his farts.