Can't be any worse than me feeding my best friend a whole box of Ex-Lax telling him is was a new chocolate flavored aspirin because he was stupid and had his bachelor party the night before his wedding..... Hilarity did ensue the next morning.
Why Bruce, it's a.....
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[MENTION=8859]Marine91[/MENTION]...Not nearly so bad as that! I feel sorry for that guys bride!
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LariP
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I'll tell because he doesn't like to remember the horror of the moment. 
Ok we had a honeymoon/whirlpool suite with the "romance package"
The Romance package included several small boxes of chocolates including a couple small heart shaped assortment boxes on the night stands.
Anyway, we were lounging on the bed and I opened the box beside me and in it was what looked like a peanut butter cup. I'm not particularly fond of peanut butter cups so I "fed" it to Bruce.
Suddenly he jumped out of bed like a SHOT and ran to the bathroom and spit it out, all the while yelling It's poison, It's poison...because it actually was a coconut cup not a peanut butter cup.
It truly was hilarious...and dangit..I LOVE coconut cups.
But anyway he always tells everyone I tried to poison him on our wedding night ever since.
Ok we had a honeymoon/whirlpool suite with the "romance package"
The Romance package included several small boxes of chocolates including a couple small heart shaped assortment boxes on the night stands.
Anyway, we were lounging on the bed and I opened the box beside me and in it was what looked like a peanut butter cup. I'm not particularly fond of peanut butter cups so I "fed" it to Bruce.
Suddenly he jumped out of bed like a SHOT and ran to the bathroom and spit it out, all the while yelling It's poison, It's poison...because it actually was a coconut cup not a peanut butter cup.
It truly was hilarious...and dangit..I LOVE coconut cups.
But anyway he always tells everyone I tried to poison him on our wedding night ever since.
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I'll tell because he doesn't like to remember the horror of the moment.
Ok we had a honeymoon/whirlpool suite with the "romance package"
The Romance package included several small boxes of chocolates including a couple small heart shaped assortment boxes on the night stands.
Anyway, we were lounging on the bed and I opened the box beside me and in it was what looked like a peanut butter cup. I'm not particularly fond of peanut butter cups so I "fed" it to Bruce.
Suddenly he jumped out of bed like a SHOT and ran to the bathroom and spit it out, all the while yelling It's poison, It's poison...because it actually was a coconut cup not a peanut butter cup.
It truly was hilarious...and dangit..I LOVE coconut cups.
But anyway he always tells everyone I tried to poison him on our wedding night ever since.
Damn we almost got to see bruce and lari on an episode of "Happily Never after"
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I won't ask for pics!
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Interwebz rule - pics or it didn't happen! We want pics! Lol
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I'll tell because he doesn't like to remember the horror of the moment.
Ok we had a honeymoon/whirlpool suite with the "romance package"
The Romance package included several small boxes of chocolates including a couple small heart shaped assortment boxes on the night stands.
Anyway, we were lounging on the bed and I opened the box beside me and in it was what looked like a peanut butter cup. I'm not particularly fond of peanut butter cups so I "fed" it to Bruce.
Suddenly he jumped out of bed like a SHOT and ran to the bathroom and spit it out, all the while yelling It's poison, It's poison...because it actually was a coconut cup not a peanut butter cup.
It truly was hilarious...and dangit..I LOVE coconut cups.
But anyway he always tells everyone I tried to poison him on our wedding night ever since.
A lil itty bitty tiny coconut cup caused all that ruckus? Ya big baby!
:hahaha:Reply by BrucP:Tasted like arsenic to me..... that stuff is nasty!!!!
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No pix.... those computers are long dead and don't know if we could put them on a memory stick. (stupid Microcrap software)
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I was supposed to stay the night with him but I left him like everyone else. He was only 2 hours late for the wedding. That taught him a lesson for not making me the best man. lol
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Lol so cruel! ..but funny!!
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I'll tell because he doesn't like to remember the horror of the moment.
Ok we had a honeymoon/whirlpool suite with the "romance package"
The Romance package included several small boxes of chocolates including a couple small heart shaped assortment boxes on the night stands.
Anyway, we were lounging on the bed and I opened the box beside me and in it was what looked like a peanut butter cup. I'm not particularly fond of peanut butter cups so I "fed" it to Bruce.
Suddenly he jumped out of bed like a SHOT and ran to the bathroom and spit it out, all the while yelling It's poison, It's poison...because it actually was a coconut cup not a peanut butter cup.
It truly was hilarious...and dangit..I LOVE coconut cups.
But anyway he always tells everyone I tried to poison him on our wedding night ever since.
Awe that's so romantic!!
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That's not even the worst I had ever done to him. I've got tons of stories about things I have done to him and things done to me both here and abroad that really can't be posted here. Lol
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Lol I can only imagine! Are you guys still best buds now?
[MENTION=9236]Lisabear123[/MENTION] yes we are. Going on 30 years now. He is my kids godfather and we still torture eachother like we did when we were kids. I would do anything for him if needed and he would do the same for me as we are like brothers.
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