Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning... Ugh!!!

[ddnene]

I'm about to lose it… OMG

My water bill JUST for our sprinkler system was $249, so I shut off the system and the sprinkler guy is coming out tomorrow to see what's going on. I have a feeling that I KNOW what's going on MR. WALLY GATOR!!! I explained to him what Walter was doing, and he told me that he's never had a call like mine… IMAGINE THE ODDS OF THAT?!!

I dread to hear the damage report tomorrow… UGH!!! LMAO!!!

 

[Davidh]

Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

Hoping for the best.

 

[ddnene]

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I can't wait to show him my tomato cages around the sprinkler heads, and the pipe pulled out from the wall… this should go over GREAT tomorrow!!! Lol

 

[Marine91]

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Damn girl. I know people that would love to have that water bill.... Btw... just have them drill a well in the backyard to run your system. No more crazy stupid bills for wqtering the yard. Lol

 

[schimpfy]

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You make sure to show him what that mean oId sprinkIer did to WaIter just Iook at his skin and his poor nerves, pureIy the case of mistaken responsibiIity

 

[ddnene]

Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

Damn girl. I know people that would love to have that water bill.... Btw... just have them drill a well in the backyard to run your system. No more crazy stupid bills for wqtering the yard. Lol

That was not my total water bill... That was the outside meter only!!! I'm thinking of digging up the damn system myself... Lol


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[ddnene]

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You make sure to show him what that mean oId sprinkIer did to WaIter just Iook at his skin and his poor nerves, pureIy the case of mistaken responsibiIity

I have a great idea... We swap Wally & Chance, and then we will talk about his nerves... Lol


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[Ftse 100]

Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

Not Walter!! Surely not, he couldn't do that he likes like he would a perfect little angel.

 

[rjisaterp]

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I'm about to lose it… OMG

My water bill JUST for our sprinkler system was $249, so I shut off the system and the sprinkler guy is coming out tomorrow to see what's going on. I have a feeling that I KNOW what's going on MR. WALLY GATOR!!! I explained to him what Walter was doing, and he told me that he's never had a call like mine… IMAGINE THE ODDS OF THAT?!!

I dread to hear the damage report tomorrow… UGH!!! LMAO!!!

@ddnene T.G.I.F Hooray....The Sprinkler guy is coming today. Well Tracey, you are a good Mater Familia (latin--mother of the family) taking care of the home front. I will let you know that Walter has contacted me asking what tricks he could play on sprinkler guy. I asked him if he had seen any of the Harry Pothead and The Sorcerer is Stoned movies. And if he recalled it with the scene with Aunt Petunia and her bulldog. So I suggested that he grab ahold of sprinkler guys leg and growl just like in the movie. Here is what I told him, The unsuspecting sprinkler guy will be standing an peering out over the yard, unaware of the cunning Walter lurking nearby. Creeping low and slow, closer and closer, he stalks the target until finally – with the stealth of a jungle cat – he pounces upon his prey (sprinkler guy)! And in an instant the sprinkler guy's ankle is transformed into just another bit of energy, fueling the happy Bull Dog's never-ending quest to perform tricks for treats and praise from mommy. Walter said, "To hell with this mange....I'm going to do it." That's the spirit Walter! Go get'em.!

 

[dieMuttivonBifi]

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Lol Tracey sorry i know it's not funny (but it is for me haha) just imagining how little Walter keeps you busy! It makes me smile. Well look at it at a bright side, certainly Wally doesn't want you ever getting bored. It is expensive but his antics are priceless. You now have lots of colorful story to share about "you know what my dog did...?".

 

[ddnene]

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@ddnene T.G.I.F Hooray....The Sprinkler guy is coming today. Well Tracey, you are a good Mater Familia (latin--mother of the family) taking care of the home front. I will let you know that Walter has contacted me asking what tricks he could play on sprinkler guy. I asked him if he had seen any of the Harry Pothead and The Sorcerer is Stoned movies. And if he recalled it with the scene with Aunt Petunia and her bulldog. So I suggested that he grab ahold of sprinkler guys leg and growl just like in the movie. Here is what I told him, The unsuspecting sprinkler guy will be standing an peering out over the yard, unaware of the cunning Walter lurking nearby. Creeping low and slow, closer and closer, he stalks the target until finally – with the stealth of a jungle cat – he pounces upon his prey (sprinkler guy)! And in an instant the sprinkler guy's ankle is transformed into just another bit of energy, fueling the happy Bull Dog's never-ending quest to perform tricks for treats and praise from mommy. Walter said, "To hell with this mange....I'm going to do it." That's the spirit Walter! Go get'em.!

I just busted out laughing… I just want you to know that I'm seriously considering writing a book about Wally Gator and his antics… I'm sure it will cover all his redecorating expenses… Lol Oh and the BEST part this morning at around 6am… Walter went berserk, barking like a MAD MAN… at the NEW WATER HOSE that I put on the reel a couple of days ago!!! I guess he didn't notice it before then… my POOR neighbors!!!

 

[ddnene]

Re: Pray for me, the sprinkler guy is coming in the morning… Ugh!!!

Lol Tracey sorry i know it's not funny (but it is for me haha) just imagining how little Walter keeps you busy! It makes me smile. Well look at it at a bright side, certainly Wally doesn't want you ever getting bored. It is expensive but his antics are priceless. You now have lots of colorful story to share about "you know what my dog did...?".

Oh I agree this stuff is hysterical… Wally does NOT want me to have a dull moment at ALL… in fact right now, after watching his 5 min of Scooby Doo… he's snoring and thinking of his next PERFORMANCE!!! LMAO!!!

 

[rjisaterp]

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I just busted out laughing… I just want you to know that I'm seriously considering writing a book about Wally Gator and his antics… I'm sure it will cover all his redecorating expenses… Lol Oh and the BEST part this morning at around 6am… Walter went berserk, barking like a MAD MAN… at the NEW WATER HOSE that I put on the reel a couple of days ago!!! I guess he didn't notice it before then… my POOR neighbors!!!

Walter has already started one. i told you that....Author! Author!

On a more serious note though, I hope all goes well today. Glad to of added some levity to your day. RJ

 

[ddnene]

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Walter has already started one. i told you that....Author! Author!

On a more serious note though, I hope all goes well today. Glad to of added some levity to your day. RJ

It will all be fine… as my hubby constantly tells me (when the hits the fan) it's ONLY money, and who really cares… Lol

 

[rjisaterp]

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It will all be fine… as my hubby constantly tells me (when the hits the fan) it's ONLY money, and who really cares… Lol

When the does hit the fan it all depends on where you are.
This man is walking in the dessert for days, and he's a real clean freak so he holds his bowels until he can find a bathroom. After a few days, he comes upon a bar. Here's a chance for him to go to the bathroom. He walks in and asks the bartender, "Excuse me sir, where is your bathroom?" The bartender replies, "Upstairs, 2nd door on the left." The man nods and heads upstairs. By accident, he walks in the 1st door on the left, and sees an empty room with just a small hole in the middle of the room. He assumes this is the bathroom and he just can't hold it anymore. So he squats down under the hole and lets it all go. Feeling good, he decides to go downstairs and get a drink. He walks down and looks around and everyone is covered in ! He asks, "What happened?!" The bartender says, "There he stands all spick and span. Where were you when the hit the fan?"