Now, if I were a nurse and were doing triage by "symptoms" alone,

[LisaRN]

and not knowing it was a bully..a nurse would think:

severe snoring? Most likely sleep apnea. Needs some CPAP.

snots? a URI - probably needs a Zpack and some fluids/rest.

severe gas and belching? probably needs a endoscope and a colonoscopy but in the meantime, try some simethecone

Droopy jowls? - thinking CVA - (stroke), maybe a Cat Scan is in order, but in any event get to a stroke center immediately..

Bad behavior? - ADHD - Ritalin..or maybe early onset dementia? may need some long term care placement.

All of the above?? Good luck, find a plot and order the headstone

 

[gatorfan85]

LMBO I never thought of it like that. Very funny..thanks for that

 

[lexterwayne]

thats hilarious thanks for the laugh

 

[bullmama]

That is sooo funny!

 

[bulldog family]

Haha!!! I hear ya!!

 

[laurentourville]

that is so funny! it should be put on a bulldog sign or something!

 

[cali~jenn]

funny!!! :D

 

[TessaAndSamson]

LOL you are too funny

 

[kazzy220]

LMAO ... love the droopy jowls bit!!