I think JACK is broke.

[Jack Daniels]

Whats wrong with my Bulldog ?!!
He wont fart NOR snore.!


I got a bulldog cause I wanted someone else in my home to get blamed for the farting and snoring.!
Just my luck, Jack is a total Mr. Proper!

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

....... ..............:shhhh: neither does Jake!

 

[2BullyMama]

OMG... that is good stuff! But, wait... how old is he? Banks did not start fartting till she was almost two however she still does not snore.

 

[Jack Daniels]

so you mean I still have hope ..?

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

.. PuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeI No!!..I'm happy with my non ....non snoring..sweet Jake!!

 

[Davidh]

That's a good problem to have.... He may start snoring when he gets a little older. The other problem??? Give him some broccoli

[MENTION=1648]Lucy-licious![/MENTION]

 

[Jack Daniels]

.. PuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeI No!!..I'm happy with my non ....non snoring..sweet Jake!!

Becky thats cause your a girl..! I bet the man/men in your household wished they had someone else to blame !

 

[boomsboo]

haha want to trade bullys for a day? Tank snores VERY LOUD you can hear him all the way in another room.. and the farting... let's just say he knows how to clear a room!

 

[KMARINO]

Vegas snores but I find it very comforting, I know he is comfortable, he rarely farts but when he does....he can clear the room. Ever hear the saying "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR?? YOU MAY JUST GET IT"????

 

[cali baker]

both mine snore and fart; Tate farts louder than Finn but the scents of both are about the same in intensity...wait, is this TMI?

they snore so loud sometimes that i think my downstairs neighbors are gonna pound on their ceiling again! maybe they think that's me snoring...oh boy.

 

[Sherry]

Maybe you haven't made him mad yet. Give him something to get even with.


All in due time my friend. All in due time.

 

[izstigspunks]

Tsk tsk. You just jinxed yourself.

 

[Victor Y]

Feed him plenty of beef and I guarantee you will get all the noxious Bully farts you could ever wish for

 

[JeannieCO]

Oh there's hope all righty, Wilson has been farting since we brought him and had his first snore at 8 weeks. At 8 months he can clear a room and he now snores with the best of them. You know what they say, "be careful of what you wish for."

 

[bubba88]

Well of course Lucy being such a lady, neither farts nor snores. She breathes with gusto and looks indignantly at her daddy if there is a sudden bad smell

hahaha both of mine do that also!