Bentley OFF INJURED RESERVE

Missed a couple of days(daze) and you all ran without me! Friends?ha! I was at oysters.jpgand I didn't see you, [MENTION=3123]agingermom[/MENTION] I guess you was under there somewhere rectum.jpg:cool:
 
Thank you Sir! About your eye junk... I think they have drops for that... or an enema... Might want to consult [MENTION=3123]agingermom[/MENTION]. (I can't believe I said that...)

I hope you are feeling better soon. The other day I had a bad case of Retina Fecalitis.
 
Thank you Sir! About your eye junk... I think they have drops for that... or an enema... Might want to consult @agingermom. (I can't believe I said that...)

Yes...it is where your retina ties in with your colon and you have a crappy outlook on life. In another eye condition is anal glaucoma....Can't see my butt going to work. And then there is Burne's Amaurosis. Sorry, you'll have to look that one up in Dorland's.
 
Nomination! [MENTION=16139]Texas[/MENTION]Carol

TexasCarol henceforth shall be known as Mistress of Music!



Sorry you are feeling bad, Susan...right in the midst of party planning too!

I want to pass on the Mistress of Testicles to Tracy as she's supremely qualified
and has fresh ideas (I'm a bit stale to be honest). But...I can do the music sets!

Cami & I send loving prayers & hope you're up & about soon...coddle yourself :)
 
I hope you are feeling better soon. The other day I had a bad case of Retina Fecalitis.

I believe that is because you are full ,up to your eyeballs :yikes:Too much alien likker.
 

Important Announcement!

Mistress of Testicles is "Up For Grabs!" snort...

[MENTION=16139]Texas[/MENTION]Carol has nominated [MENTION=3123]agingermom[/MENTION]

All in favor??


Sorry you are feeling bad, Susan...right in the midst of party planning too!

I want to pass on the Mistress of Testicles to Tracy as she's supremely qualified
and has fresh ideas (I'm a bit stale to be honest). But...I can do the music sets!

Cami & I send loving prayers & hope you're up & about soon...coddle yourself :)
 
hand.jpgoo ooh! I nominate [MENTION=3123]agingermom[/MENTION] for Tasty Testicles Taste Testicle Tasting Temptress :grill::yeah:
 
Awwwwww... Thanks Hon, you're always there for me! I feel better already!!!!


Sorry you are feeling bad, Susan...right in the midst of party planning too!

I want to pass on the Mistress of Testicles to Tracy as she's supremely qualified
and has fresh ideas (I'm a bit stale to be honest). But...I can do the music sets!

Cami & I send loving prayers & hope you're up & about soon...coddle yourself :)
 
Nomination!

It is with great pleasure that I nominate [MENTION=8741]Manydogs[/MENTION] for the distinguished position of

Mistress of Donkey's!

This elite, much sought after position works cheek to cheek with Mistress of Testicles to ensure the safety and well being of all concerned. Mistress of Donkey's (formerly known as Jackass Control) is security related and strives to promote and enforce order should things get "out of hand"... (see Mistress of Testicles).
[MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION]... Have you located those purple gloves yet?
 
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