A "crappy" story:)

Petra

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Naboomspruit, South Africa.
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Sweden
Bulldog(s) Names
Boeboe, Bennie Boy and Joey
This little story happened in November last year. Since I wasn't a member then I thought I share it with you all now:)

^^^^This is Bennie, the star of the story;)

S**t happens...really it does!!!

Friday morning 03:45, the bed is warm and softer than ever, puppies are sleeping quietly, still there is a strong smell of :poo: in the air... eventually I can't deal with it anymore and it wakes me up. Puppies? nothing. I drag myself out in the hallway and the stank almost made me puke, when I turn on the light I see two very sad faces in the dogs room. It's Bennie who took a :poo:, and not just any :poo:, a GIANT :poo:. He started by the window, and since the windows on the house are low he managed to put a nice piece on the windowsill. He thereafter continued in under the table, between the chairs, somewhere there he stepped in his own :poo: and he finished up by wiping his *** on the baby gate. Some pieces of :poo: even spurted out of his *** on to the hallway floor, *SIGH*. I quickly collected all the dogs and took them out, heads out to kitchen to get some hard core cleaning supplies only to realize our pug ALSO took a :poo: inside, *SIGH with hanging head*. I'm not even gonna bother explaining the cleaning process cos I think you can all imagine it was NOT fun. One hour later I was back in bed thinking about millions of doggy feet, soil and rain...

Adding to this story that I that morning also found :poo: spurted on the wall outside their room:confused: I have NO idea what went on that night, normally if they need to go out in the night they make sure I hear them and take them out. Maybe I slept to deep or he was in a BIG hurry, lol, it was rough non the less:tongue:
 
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Oh no. I would have secretly woken up hubby and then made believe I was asleep when he woke up to the mess. :whistle:
 
Haha, [MENTION=9370]brutus77[/MENTION] I wouldn't get away with it, he would just wake me up to take care of it:tongue:
 
Oh No, what a "Shitty" way to wake up. Lol. You should do what I do, Tell hubby you will puke if you smell it, and you can't clean it up. ( I don't really) lol. He cleans it up everytime. Thank goodness they haven't had any pee or poop accidents in the house since they were puppies.
 
I can clean up poop its vomit I can't clean up without gagging animal or human...
 
Oh No, what a "Shitty" way to wake up. Lol. You should do what I do, Tell hubby you will puke if you smell it, and you can't clean it up. ( I don't really) lol. He cleans it up everytime. Thank goodness they haven't had any pee or poop accidents in the house since they were puppies.

Luckily for me, the gf doesn't like the way I clean it (she gets the Lysol and disinfects, mops the floor, the whole 9) and I just pick it up, flush it, and wipe it down usually with like a baby wipe. Needless to say, if she is there, she would rather clean it herself lol
 
Luckily for me, the gf doesn't like the way I clean it (she gets the Lysol and disinfects, mops the floor, the whole 9) and I just pick it up, flush it, and wipe it down usually with like a baby wipe. Needless to say, if she is there, she would rather clean it herself lol
Excellent strategy matt! If you do a job bad enough you wont get asked to do it again! I like it!
 
Lol. My hubby does a really good job of cleaning. Plus he does the early morning potty duty, since he's always up really early, and I get all day, and the late night walks.
 
Petra youre in the running for winning the October award for "Post with the most :poo:'s in it!" I counted 8! :D
 
Excellent strategy matt! If you do a job bad enough you wont get asked to do it again! I like it!

Exactly! I learned this from a very young age when my mother asked me to do things I didn't want to do lol
 
[MENTION=8610]Jennifer Clark[/MENTION] I'm the same, vomit is 1000 times worse:eek:
[MENTION=9549]fastmatt613[/MENTION] good strategy, my hubby is practicing it daily on most things;)
[MENTION=7260]Chumley[/MENTION] I felt after that night I needed a price of some kind, lol, I always tell my husband I'm a professor in dogology and that I'll someday win the Nobel price for it, but he doesn't seem impressed by it:tongue: He says I got the idea of Nobel price all wrong:confused:
 
OMG!!!! I would have had to sit down and cry for a while before I got the cleaning and bleach out! Poor thing!!!!
 
I can never understand WHY this :poo: only happens in the middle of the night!!! LMAO!!! I agree the vomit is usually what puts me over the edge... :barf:
 

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