You know you love English Bulldogs too much when.....

[Carrie C]

They all have matching beds,collars and leashes.They go to the vet before my kids see thier doctor.They have their own spot in the back of the truck,complete wih fan to keep them cool.Whatever I think they want I buy for them.Three on the bed at night while our own children sleep in their own rooms.Yes the farting is special and the grunts and gurgles.We love them all.Soon they are getting their own bedroom it will be done up to suit them.

 

[Libra926]

...when you spend more time on his Facebook account because his friends are cuter than yours.

 

[Libra926]

when you and your eb both know the routine of 'go potty outside and come in and go straight to the bathroom for a wet wipe to clean the booty' and both of you think this is completely normal...

This is so true. I have the wipes right on the counter next to the door. Vegas will sit for his treat if he just went potty, and stand for a booty wipe if he just went poo. Either way, he won't move unless he gets a treat. AND YES, I'm gullible enough to fall for the "step outside and come right back inside, sit down and get a treat". Orion is just as trained, but we wipe her either way..........you know..being a girl and all.

 

[Libra926]

AND when you and your friends are sitting around talking about how cute and smart their kids are AND you don't feel left out of the conversation. In fact, you are dominating the conversation because your four legged furkids are so much cuter and smarter than their 2 legged ones. Plus, yours have been potty trained since 4 months of age while theirs are 2 and still in diapers!

 

[Lindathedogsmaid]

your home is filled with bulldog things and you have to line up the food dishes at suppertime.

 

[Cozza]

When you still allow him on the leather couch even after he's made numerous holes in it with his claws!

 

[Cozza]

This is so true. I have the wipes right on the counter next to the door. Vegas will sit for his treat if he just went potty, and stand for a booty wipe if he just went poo. Either way, he won't move unless he gets a treat. AND YES, I'm gullible enough to fall for the "step outside and come right back inside, sit down and get a treat". Orion is just as trained, but we wipe her either way..........you know..being a girl and all.

That is way too funny. Winston does exactly the same thing. He'll go outside, do his business, come back in and go straight to the kitchen mat to sit and wait for his treat and won't budge till he gets it. He just sits there and stares at the treat bag. And you're right about just walking outside, "pretending to pee" or just doing a couple of drips which obviously merits ANOTHER treat. LOL. Glad to know mine is not the only one who plays that game

 

[bulldogcrazytime]

you feed your kids cereal for breakfast but you make the bullies scrambled eggs :D

 

[candib7227]

When you name him Baby !

 

[tachia]

OMG!! YESSSS!!! when you feed them the better cuts of steak than you get & you have more photos of them than your no fur children!! Hmmmm!!

 

[Sandman1200]

When your bully ALWAYS eats before you do!

 

[Speedbeegle]

the day doesn't start till the bully is out of bed.

 

[Knuckles73]

when eating Ice cream and you let them have a bite, then you have a bite without changing the spoon...

 

[Lindathedogsmaid]

or when you serve them breakfast IN bed! But I have old ones!! does that count?

 

[MissBailey]

"Lets Do Butt Butt"

when the granddaughters know when you say "lets do Butt Butt" means it time to take care of the Bullie Butt