"yea, right... I don't think so..."

[TheLost]

I keep posting on this forum because 1) i get bored at work.. and 2) my bulldog amuses the he** out of me. So... here is my thread about "what does your bull dog do that makes you laugh?"

For me, its watching my wife try to teach Molly to 'roll over'.

The scene: My wife and Molly are in training mode. Wife has a bag of treats, Molly has a look of boredom and Ellie (our Australian cattle dog) is sitting about 6 feet away kitty-corner behind my wife.

My wife says 'SIT' (and gives the hand gesture to sit)...
Molly Yawns..
Ellie stands up.. then sits... her stubby tail wiggles faster.

My wife makes sure Molly see's that she has a treat, and says 'SIT' again..
Molly's butt hits the ground and starts to drool for the treat..
Ellie stands up.. then sits.. her tail wiggles even faster..
Molly gets the treat..
A little *sigh* escapes from Ellie.. Ellie gets a sympathetic glance from my wife.

My wife says 'DOWN' and points to the ground..
Molly licks her *nether region*
Ellie drops to the ground.. stubby tail wagging so fast its almost a blur.

My wife puts a treat closer to Molly's nose and says "DOWN"...
Molly begrudgingly lays down..
Ellie lets out a little bark.. Jumps up to a stand.. Plunks down to a laydown.. The tail is now a blur.

My wife says 'ROLL OVER' and helps Molly over...
Molly makes wookie sounds and kicks her legs, but with my wifes help rolls over..
Ellie's tail stops wagging and she cocks her head..

My wife says "ROLL OVER' again.. but doesn't help this time..
Molly gives a "yea, right" look..
Ellie Rolls over (never having been taught)..
I fall on the floor laughing..

My wife looks disappointed..
Ellie runs up for a treat..
Molly steals the treat bag and runs off..
I cant stop laughing...

I spend the night doing a list of "honey-do's" that magically appeared


What does you EB do that makes you crack up?

 

[LoveMyBully82]

That is a cute story. I love how Mollie is like the cool kid at the back of the class while Ellie is the like the nerd that alwasy raises his hand but never gets called on. lol.

 

[JeannieCO]

LMAO too, thanks for the lunchtime . I'll have to think of a few things for Wilson and Emma. Bulldogs are a funny breed!

 

[BruceP]

What makes me Laugh? Wha DOESNT make me laugh? Gracie crawls out of bed in the morning and I immediately get a smile on my face. She staggers to the back door to go out and I snicker at her waddle. Two minutes later she bounces down the sidewalk in a hurry to get back in the house.... I can feel it coming... she jumps up and down in the kitchen because her bowl is on the counter and she can't reach it... I laugh out loud.
In short, everything she does makes me laugh

This is a prime example. Princess Gracie Teaching Daddy to Fetch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Qf8ffasuE

 

[Twice]

This is a prime example. Princess Gracie Teaching Daddy to Fetch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Qf8ffasuE

You learned that quick Bruce!! She didn't even have to give you a treat!

Princess Gracie

 

[Cooper11]

Maybe I need to pretend like I am teaching Cooper tricks so my hubby's honey do list appears!!! thanks for the tip!!!!

SO funny I know and can picture the whole thing in my head. Cooper and Gracie make my mom and I laugh everyday. That is what is so cool about bullies they are just so damn funny even when they are just sitting there staring at you with those eyes and that chunky wrinkly face and body!!! You so need to blog!!! [MENTION=4277]gunnyboy[/MENTION] you need to read gunnys blogs his are funny too!!! But you for sure should blog and tell your daily funny stories of your wife and Molly!!! lol

 

[GRACIE11]

Great story