The most interesting bulldog in the world

[Casper]

Jake IS THEE most interesting bulldog in the world because he can chew..swallow and DIGEST AMAZING THINGS! In fact, he might just join the Circus!

Luca....YOU ROCK!

Careful, does it Ms. Plaintiff with the accusations…..!!!

 

[Casper]

Having a Pair of the Most interesting Bull dogs in the world is challenging !!!

-They once taught a German Shepherd, to bark in Spanish!

-They once counted to infinity, TWICE!

-They can speak Spanish, in Russian.

-They bowl, Overpawed.

-When they go for a swim, They stay dry in the water.

-They once won a poker tournament using UNO Cards.

-Their to-do list says one thing, DONE!

-Their Autobiography is also known as the Guiness book of world records!

-The Pope confesses his sins to them.

-They once ran a Marathon Backwards to see what second place looks like.

 

[luseaann]

Liz and Amy are so cool, we don't need air conditioning, even in this heat wave.

When they -er - fart, the whole block smells of roses.

They know the firework are in their honor.

 

[Jennifer Clark]

Having a Pair of the Most interesting Bull dogs in the world is challenging !!!

-They once taught a German Shepherd, to bark in Spanish!

-They once counted to infinity, TWICE!

-They can speak Spanish, in Russian.

-They bowl, Overpawed.

-When they go for a swim, They stay dry in the water.

-They once won a poker tournament using UNO Cards.

-Their to-do list says one thing, DONE!

-Their Autobiography is also known as the Guiness book of world records!

-The Pope confesses his sins to them.

-They once ran a Marathon Backwards to see what second place looks like.

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

 

[JAKEISGREAT]

I don't know what I am doing-but I will see if this works!

Maude is good, Maude is great! She eats everything on her plate. But "her" meal doesn't consist of only foods that are on MY list!
When outside-supposed to play-What SHE thinks is "Yay-a buffet!" She'll eat sticks, and leaves, and grass-she makes me want to kick her
BUTT.(ha!) She's a silly gal for sure-and I wouldn't change her if I could-weell...maybe just stop that eating wood!! Love my Bullydogs!

Guess What? NONE of us really know what we're doing Lynn! Nice to see you here!

Not everybody got the Dos Equee guy reference but we may be on to something good here

Ummmm...We drink Bud Light at our house!

Yes I enjoy the Dos Equis commercials and all the spin off. There was a fb page devoted to it where these one liners were posted by the hundreds, some pretty good some ok.
I like the spin on connecting it to one's bulldog, it makes sense, as much as we revere these rascals. The Dos Equis "most interesting man in the world" is somewhat like the old Chuck Norris jokes.

Careful, does it Ms. Plaintiff with the accusations…..!!!

 

[Kross225]

Fleas don't bite him..........................out of respect.


His baby teeth didn't fall out................they stepped down.


Groomers pay me to bring him to them.


He is the most interesting bulldog in te world.


I don't always chew shoes, but when I do I prefer dad's Nikes.

 

[LariP]

Fleas don't bite him..........................out of respect.


His baby teeth didn't fall out................they stepped down.


Groomers pay me to bring him to them.


He is the most interesting bulldog in te world.

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I don't always chew shoes, but when I do I prefer dad's Nikes.

 

[Vicaroo1000]

Bo doesn't slobber, he manufactures happy juice that the natives bottle up and sell to tourists

Bea doesn't snore, her cosmic vibrations keeps the earth in its perfect atmospheric rotation

Bo doesn't just crap in the back yard, his fabulous poo piles are sold as works of art in fancy international art galleries

Bea doesn't just squat to pee, she holds an exquisite ballerina-like pose compared to the greatest dancers of the NY Ballet

Bea and Bo are the most interesting bulldogs in the world.

 

[Casper]

Bo doesn't slobber, he manufactures happy juice that the natives bottle up and sell to tourists

Bea doesn't snore, her cosmic vibrations keeps the earth in its perfect atmospheric rotation

Bo doesn't just crap in the back yard, his fabulous poo piles are sold as works of art in fancy international art galleries

Bea doesn't just squat to pee, she holds an exquisite ballerina-like pose compared to the greatest dancers of the NY Ballet

Bea and Bo are the most interesting bulldogs in the world.

Roflmao.................


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[Bullyproof]

Sounds lime Luca could teach Chuck Norris a thing or 2! Awesome post!!!

 

[Jennifer Clark]

Fleas don't bite him..........................out of respect.


His baby teeth didn't fall out................they stepped down.


Groomers pay me to bring him to them.


He is the most interesting bulldog in te world.

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I don't always chew shoes, but when I do I prefer dad's Nikes.

He sure is handsome!!! LMBO!

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

 

[Lisabear123]

Ha ha! Brilliant!

 

[Jennifer Clark]

Fire hydrants.... are proud to bare his mark.....
other dogs....sniff his butt...out of respect....
When he runs the wind blushes because he blew the bark of trees....
He is the most interesting dog in the world...
he doesn't drink but when he does.....its bottled water.

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

 

[Vicaroo1000]

Fire hydrants.... are proud to bare his mark.....
other dogs....sniff his butt...out of respect....
When he runs the wind blushes because he blew the bark of trees....
He is the most interesting dog in the world...
he doesn't drink but when he does.....its bottled water.

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

GOOD ONE!!!! hahahahahahaha!

 

[Casper]

Fire hydrants.... are proud to bare his mark.....
other dogs....sniff his butt...out of respect....
When he runs the wind blushes because he blew the bark of trees....
He is the most interesting dog in the world...
he doesn't drink but when he does.....its bottled water.

Love has a name and its name is Sheldon!!!<3

Awesome Jennifer, I loved it!!


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