Bump - caution doggie porn

[MFrey2012]

She did lure you all here, didn't she [MENTION=15424]MFrey2012[/MENTION] you started this

- Oppsssee - nothing like stirring up some good fun/trouble....

 

[rjisaterp]

Poor little Ellie! If she only knew what her "girl parts" had prompted!

Yes. Just mention porn and we come running. Just think about going clubbing and dancing. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding.

 

[rjisaterp]

- Oppsssee - nothing like stirring up some good fun/trouble....

Miss Ellie, do you see what your mommy started? And what about Aunt [MENTION=2894]2BullyMama[/MENTION] instigating the situation.

 

[rjisaterp]

- Oppsssee - nothing like stirring up some good fun/trouble....

The phrases of twerking and porn probably has Miss [MENTION=8888]Jersey[/MENTION] lurking behind the scenes.

 

[MFrey2012]

Good One!!

 

[2BullyMama]

Yes. Just mention porn and we come running. Just think about going clubbing and dancing. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding.

LOL... soooooooooooooo very true! Kick 'em to the curb the next morning!

 

[NewEnglandBully]

What is going on here - I leave for a few days and come back to Porn, Twerking and the most perverse Mr. Rogers scenario JEEPUZ

 

[natski282]

We notice the strangest things on this babies, right? Who else do you know would even think to look there when their dog is stretching ???

its cause we can not keep our hands off them or they do not give us a choice or BOTH

 

[natski282]

Well she did mention porn

I thought it would be a cute pic of Ellie and had no idea we were looking at pimples

First we get bulldog twerking and now porn in one week. Things are changing around here

I want to state here and NOW I was told by the usual suspect to READ THIS THREAD ok so do not start on ME

Now I need "TWERKING" explained to Me what is it ? how is it done ? are there books on the subject or maybe vids ?
Should I wear a aluminium hat while watching ? Do you need two to do it or will one suffice ?

 

[natski282]

Found this pimplish bump on Ellies girl parts??

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As far as the pimple is concerned , keep it clean and keep a eye on if it grows Melissa , when it is so close to important parts I would be off to a vet within a week, unfortunately I have way to much experience with lumps on my guys so i do not fool with them , but I would wait a week to see if it grows . It could be as easy as a ingrown hair that has got infected in that area ok , keep us posted Please

 

[helsonwheels]

My name is Mr. Rogers and today boys and girls we are going to do some wonderful experiments that you too can do around the house. But first let me take my medication. It makes the day go by a whole lot slower. Oh my that wasn't water but more like Rum. As I mentioned boys and girls you too can do these wonderful experiments. We are going to put Mr. Hampster in the Microwave. Booooooop. Pop goes the weasel. Can you say severe radiation? (pause) Nice try. Yes I know that was sick. But the world is full of atrophy. Can you say atrophy? (pause) Nice try. Oh look! It's Mr. Postman and he brought me a package. Oh it's my package from Frederick's. Yesterday he brought me my package from Columbia. But that's the only way I can tolerate you little craps. Have a Nice Day boys and girls.

Sorry. Mental backup in progress - do not disturb. Yes that's right. Mind like a steel trap its just rusty and illegal in 39 states.

You have waaaaaay to much time on your hands! lol

 

[natski282]

Yes. Just mention porn and we come running. Just think about going clubbing and dancing. Dancing is a perpendicular expression of horizontal desire. So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding.

Wait one
Who came running and tagged the innocent ?
Now explain Twerking to Me please ???????
" So drink until she is cute but stop before the wedding." ahhh ugly girl contests .......
lol Love ya Roger we have to get together

 

[rjisaterp]

What is going on here - I leave for a few days and come back to Porn, Twerking and the most perverse Mr. Rogers scenario JEEPUZ

Hi Laurie welcome back. I can't find my keys.

 

[rjisaterp]

I want to state here and NOW I was told by the usual suspect to READ THIS THREAD ok so do not start on ME

Now I need "TWERKING" explained to Me what is it ? how is it done ? are there books on the subject or maybe vids ?
Should I wear a aluminium hat while watching ? Do you need two to do it or will one suffice ?

Hi Nat. Here is what I found out from ask @Jersey .com or Wiki-Jersey....twerking (/ˈtwɜːrkɪŋ/) is a type of dancing in which an individual, often female, moves to music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low squatting stance. Twerking is also known as "booty shaking," "p-poppin," or and "bounce" depending on the context.

I hope this helps.
[MENTION=9157]ddnene[/MENTION] is who usually tags me to read threads.....who is your suspect [MENTION=2894]2BullyMama[/MENTION] is my bet as she usually has her thumb on the pulse of EBN.

 

[Jersey]

Hey Laurie! Welcome back! Yeah, a lot can happen in a few days... when [MENTION=11639]rjisaterp[/MENTION] breaks out Mr Rogers... well, let's just say no good can come of it and he's likely to start flashing his red speedos!.

What is going on here - I leave for a few days and come back to Porn, Twerking and the most perverse Mr. Rogers scenario JEEPUZ