Poetry: English Bulldog Property Laws

Thanks for sharing the idea, I added a couple to the original post, love the property laws they are so funny!
 
So true, there can be 5 bones on the floor and they will fight over one of them. haha.:bully:
 
It must be genetic since SOOOO many Bullies are like this?
 
Hello~
We have a new puppy and the other older doggies are "TEACHING" the rules to the new puppy. I am outnumbered 6 to 1
 
I actually bought a pillow from a website with these sayings on it and it had a bulldog in the middle of it! I proudly display it in my house when people come over just so they know whos in charge :p
 
Oh that is so true!
And when people wonder why we love Bulies so much?
We just DO !!!

Good Day~
 
Hello,
I have had a few people that have come over who do NOT understand what this means...don't come back, please.

Good Day~
 
Hello,

The ENGLISH BULLDOG PROPERTY LAW is a must for all first time bullie owners.

Just like living with an HOA, you have to know the rules.
And more importantly....give a copy to your family and friends so when they come over they do not get offended when the dog is on the couch, or snoring or farting (saying hello ?).

And it this needs to be updated...please add new rules as needed.

Good Day,
Welcome to all newbies...don't worry, it goes away with time and others will take your place !!!! hahah
 
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