I'd recommend u walk to your closest vending machine and get some Raisinets...I just ate an entire box of TWO servings...it was really, really good. Not as good as those cupcakes of course, but did the trick!
I am planning to retire in 12 years

!! That's ONLY 3 more Olympics, 3 more President terms...i'm sure it'll go by just like that and then I can sit around drinking

all day, and doing whatever else I please!

(even w/out Cable TV),

(trying to quit, honestly)!

keep up my muscle-building,

, and of course...

!!