I will call him Jose. Well I wonder what was keeping you from us.
Now just the other day there was a kid with a red, yellow and green Mohawk haircut sitting next to an elderly gentleman at the bus stop. After about three minutes, the kid turns to the old man and says..."What the hell are your staring at old man ain't you never done anything crazy in your life?" The elderly gentleman turns and says, "Sure have......I had sex with a peacock years and years back and now I'm wondering if you're my son!"