I knew you were prior military!! Navy by chance? I was a hospital Corpsman for 4 and a military wife (no ex wife ) to a special forces guy. the sense of humor clued me in!! And Gracie jui jitsu, huh. Ever see that Ken Shamrock vs gracie match, lol!! without the Gi. By boys are all trained in Jiu Jitsu and Pankration!! Very nice to have another warped sarcastic sense of humor here!!